Welcome & Rules
Cinema Bizarre Rants...kinda like Cinema Bizarre Secrets, only built to ‘contain’ the wank because, you see, apparently there are some things that the boys do that actually annoy some people (no, you’re not seeing things; I’m mocking you) and cause them to go about bashing them in their so-called secrets. These people seem to be afraid to tell them this, however, and that would be why these ‘secrets’ have been created. They’re more like complaints, really.
Rants.
That’s the idea of this community because a secret is a secret, a complaint is a complaint, and a rant is a rant, you see. Yes, damn it, I brought out some dictionary definitions.
I still can’t do anything about Strify’s ‘vanity’ or ‘constant’ mention of glitter (didn’t you notice, though? It’s in the new lyrics! The glitter will be everywhere!), but I can avert your eyes and any griping to this community with any luck.
A few rules and such, however, must be put into place (they may look familiar to some of you):
Other:
Rants.
That’s the idea of this community because a secret is a secret, a complaint is a complaint, and a rant is a rant, you see. Yes, damn it, I brought out some dictionary definitions.
I still can’t do anything about Strify’s ‘vanity’ or ‘constant’ mention of glitter (didn’t you notice, though? It’s in the new lyrics! The glitter will be everywhere!), but I can avert your eyes and any griping to this community with any luck.
A few rules and such, however, must be put into place (they may look familiar to some of you):
- The place is practically for wank, but that doesn’t mean we must harass each other.
- Submissions/comments deemed harassing will be deleted and the member either warned or banned depending upon the severity of the situation.
- Don’t be a coward. If you intend to post anonymous, don’t post at all. Anonymous posting is off. This may be temporary; as soon as we know that there are no trolls about, you might get your anon rights back.
- Rants can be submitted in text and/or traditional secret form.
- If the rant is not safe for work, put ‘NSFW’ in the subject line of your submission. We will link to such content; everything goes under a cut anyway. Not sure about anyone else, but an inbox full of smut without warning isn’t something I’m looking forward to.
- Fan rants must not contain the following: Personal information (locations, phone numbers, last names, email addresses, etc.); pictures/info taken from friends-locked entries in personal journals. Rants containing any of the above will not be posted and the member either warned or banned, depending on the severity of the situation.
- Rants (picture form only) larger than 800x600 will be resized.
- If your face is shown in a picture and you wish for this to be changed, we will blur it if you haven’t already.
- If street numbers are visible in a rant, they will be blurred upon receipt.
- Try not to murder each other.
- Respect thy mod(s) even if you disagree with them.
Other:
- Posting is for moderators only; members may comment, just like on a secrets community.
- If posting is ever granted to members, it will be moderated.
- IP tracking is on.
- Anonymous commenting is disabled.
- Membership is moderated.
- Brand new and friendless journals are deemed suspicious and will not be granted membership. We’re avoiding trolls as much as possible, sorry.