Listens: "No Time" - The Monkees

OMG U GUIZE I FIGURED OUT WHY THE REUNIONS SOMETIMES END UP FULL OF FAIL (READ "FAIL" AS "BITCHFIGHTS")

TWO WORDS FOR YOU:

BACKUP BAND.

NOTICE THAT?

60S: THINGS WAS GROOVY ON TOUR. NO BACKUP BAND! DAVY FUCKED WITH SWANS AND GOT DRUGGED BY JIMI HENDRIX'S DRUMMER (OR SOMETHING, I READ THAT ONCE. LAWLZ. TRUFAX)

80S: BACK UP BAND: NOT SO GROOVY. DAVY'S A WHINY LIL BITCH ABOUT SONGS HE GOT TO SING ON. (I'M STILL CONFUSED ABOUT THAT). MICKY YELLS AT PETER FOR TRYING TO CALM THEIR FIGHTS. THAT'S TRUFAX TOO, MICKY SAYS SO IN HIS BOOK.

90S: PRETTY GROOVY, NO BACKUP BAND. *UNTIL* MIKE GETS TIRED AND BORED AND QUITS THE GROUP. OOPS, FORGOT TO TELL THE OTHER GUYZ. LAWLZ

00S: BACK UP BAND: PETER QUITS BECAUSE OF BACKSTAGE SHENANIGANS THAT HE WAS PROMISE HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH. (MY GUESS IS IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE DRINKING...) GOES BACK TO HIS WIFE SHOE SUEDE BLUES AND TOURS BARS.

TWO MORE WORDS:
MIKE NEZ

ODDLY ENOUGH THINGS ARE BETTER *WITH* HIM THAN WITHOUT AS SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE TO POINT OUT.

ANYWAY, HERE HAVE A TRULY 80S EXPERIENCE...