It's time for another round of...

"How Many Times Can Denise's Internet Go Out Within a Fifteen-Minute Period?" With your host, Satya!

Satya: No, I quit last time, remember?

Me: Oh. Well...uh...

Satya: You know, you could just say "I hate my internet" and accomplish the same general thing with less creative effort.

Me: You suck as a muse.