There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I am controlling the monitor. If I wish to make it louder, I will bring up the volume. If I wish to make it softer, I will tune it to a whisper. I will control the horizontal. I will control the vertical. I can roll the image, make it flutter. I can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the entire spooky season, sit quietly and I will control all that you see and hear. I repeat: There is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... Hooptober #9.