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HOOPTOBER'S NINTH! ≤ˆ≥ REAL HORROWSHOW, O MY FOLLOWERS

“Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones...you are invited!”

Oh bliss, gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures! And then, O my brother, soon our dear old friend, the red, red vino on tap, the same in all places like it's put out by the same firm, began to flow. It's funny how the colours of the real world only seem really real when you viddie them on a screen.

Thank you, little Alex.
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It's 89℉ and sunny as I write this on an August afternoon but October is coming. Which means Hooptober is near and it's the most wonderful movie-watching time of the year. I hope…

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  • The Savage Bees
  • The Capture of Bigfoot
  • The Bees
  • Scanners
  • Wild Zero
  • Leprechaun 4: In Space
  • Them!
  • Whiskey Mountain
  • Creature from Black Lake
  • The House That Dripped Blood
  • Horror Express
  • The Roost
  • Howling: New Moon Rising
  • The Town That Dreaded Sundown
  • Empire of the Ants
  • The Hidden II
  • They Crawl
  • Mad God
  • Curse of the Crimson Altar
  • Silent Madness
  • The Funhouse
  • It
  • It
  • Pennywise: The Story of ‘It’
  • West of Zanzibar
  • The Last Circus
  • Faust
  • The Wolf House
  • Don't Go in the Woods
  • Don't Look in the Basement
  • Don't Go in the House
  • Don't Answer the Phone!
  • Malatesta’s Carnival of Blood
  • Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things