Justin Heriot

Justin Heriot

King Hipster. Godless Man-Child. Chemical Wizard. Hippie Kryptonite. Wiggerslam Bro. Agent of Satan.

Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • Vice Squad
  • Alucarda
  • Blood Freak

Recent activity

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  • Casablanca

  • The Count of Monte Cristo

  • Apple Pie

  • The Quick and the Dead

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Casablanca
Rewatched

People walk into rooms and start talking, people have cocktails and talk, people smoke and talk, people stage kiss and talk, people pull guns on each other and talk, and even flashbacks of people talking. The best part is when it ends (with two dudes talking of course).

Nothing particularly provocative, exceptional or innovative about this turd, just incredibly dull, visually bland WWII-slop.

A favorite amongst your senile grandparents/boomer parents, and college students who haven’t actually seen it, but read about it in a book.

Oh, and that song SUCKS!

Apple Pie
Liked Watched

I blind watched this for the first time on mushrooms. What a goddamn delight! Every single frame of this film is interesting and entertaining. It feels like it’s completely improved and simultaneously carefully thought out. At a certain point the plot vanishes and the film just goes off on an aimless odyssey through NYC, that culminates with one of the most wonderful endings I’ve seen put to film. Featuring a cast of “Where do I know them froms”, including Brother…

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undertone
Watched

Felt like someone took the YouTube watch history of a curious 10 year old and made a movie around it. Some pretty nice shots and camera work (Dutch angle much?). The lead was pretty good. All the spoopy real world revelations were lame and played out. The script somehow spoonfeeds you information like you’re an idiot, that ultimately leads to an unfulfilling sequel bait ending. My friend I saw it with kept saying it felt like a Blumhouse movie (not…

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