most nights i sleep well, but sometimes when i'm lying peacefully in my bed, ready to sleep, i hear the quiet tapping of fingernails and that creepy song, and as soon as i close my eyes, the whole face of this mf appears 4k ultra hd with his unbrushed teeth, he grabs me by the hand and takes me to elm street, then i remember that it's just robert englund and life is silly again. do you guys also fly to ohio please respond

gale and dewey are like mia and sebastian from la la land but for freaks and weirdos

me posting on ig just for one person to see is a modern equivalence of gatsby throwing parties just for daisy (he eats them up after 20 seconds) 

back with patron yippie !! and (maybe) with being more active ;))

i needed a reality check because what 

i’m very absent here i’m sorryyyy, also my patron ended a week ago but i’ll be buying it soon

it’s always a man’s fault

oh so this is fcking insane?