"Where does he sleep?"
"Who said he sleeps?"
"Where does he fuck?"
Academy Award™ Winner, Al Pacino: "E V E R Y W H E R E!!!!!"

this movie has everything:

-al pacino speaking like five different languages
-al pacino doing a tango (and it's not scent of a woman)
-evil titties
-charlize theron's baby face
-the last 30 minutes being al pacino taking the best of his performances in the 90s, stuffing them into one role, and going batshit crazy
-goat sacrifice
-keanu reeves trying his best
-"...seven!"
-al pacino in 2 inch boots, yet still managing to be a short king
-(spoilers?) incest
-al pacino's favorite sin (se7en (1995) tease)
-toe sucking
-the funniest line al pacino has ever delivered: "speak of the devil!"
-did i mention al pacino?

btw this review was meant to be read in the voice of stefan

all sex scenes from now on should have al pacino in the background cheering for the participants

if satan's son was from anywhere he would probably be from florida

me: :(
keanu reeves: *whispering "let's make a baby" in a weird southern accent*
me: :)

keanu sucking toes will haunt me for the rest of my life

the devil be like “i don’t give a fuck about anything” while he continues to take public transport to offset carbon emissions

one time i asked my dad what this movie is about and he just laughed.

SCENT OF A DEMON

horny for all three leads. this movie rips

LOOK, but don't TOUCH

TOUCH, but don't TASTE

TASTE

but don't SWALLOW

Pacino just devouring those monologues.