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How can we mess with Bloomsdale next?

The Foxwell chickens morph into enormous man-eating super-intelligent machines bent on taking over the world, one tiny town at a time.
2(8.0%)
Turn all of Colette Michaelson's shoes into frogs
5(20.0%)
Build a huge wall around the whole thing and call it the Amby Show to be broadcasted as soon as color TV is invented.
2(8.0%)
Make everything the color purple. Everything.
2(8.0%)
POKEMON ATTACK.
3(12.0%)
Russia actually does drop the bomb.
2(8.0%)
Lizzie Moore happens to be an alien and melts all of Wanda Cleaver's tupperware with a heat-ray, throwing Wanda into a frenzy where she accidentally kills her and initiates an inter-galactic war of epic proportions. Nothing survives... except for Twinkies
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Explode the church
9(36.0%)