Alex Hoffman Great modern cuddlecore! This album is full of fun and biting lyrics with extremely catchy melodies. The band has a very DIY aesthetic while still being extremely polished. Highly recommend if you like Cub, The Muffs or Dressy Bessy. Favorite track: Gofer.

Mike D. seashell song, friend zone also great. very fun live band. great harmonies and power pop. gotta love drummers that sing. Favorite track: Construction Man.

Gibocracy Blue Elvis and contruction man are freaking awesome Favorite track: Blue Elvis.

Max T This album touched me in ways I wasn't prepared to be touched. Favorite track: Seashell Song.

luma i need to see this live before i die Favorite track: MAN BITES DOG.

ori put this on cassette I'd buy instantly this album is flames (lol) Favorite track: MAN BITES DOG.

SHARKIEEE while I prefer the style before this album, I still really enjoy it, its so unique and at first I didnt love it but that has definitely changed, its almost all I want to listen to now, and I love all these cool samples, ive never heard them before but they add so much to the album, im so glad I bought this album, is this it is definitely my favourite, its just so awesome but man bites dog is a very close second, cant wait for more of this Favorite track: IS THIS IT.

marky_marky_marky61 I can easily see the people at MCU and the Fallout TV series loving this album. Every song is a delight to the ears. <3 Favorite track: Lucid Dreamer.

Jesse Fillmore This is a "Know where you were the first time you heard it" type of album ! My current album of the year of 2026 ! Favorite track: Lucid Dreamer.

kiwidebz Impossible to select a favourite track, they are all so good! This is an instant classic, lyrically and sonically wonderful. Thanks for this gem, Matthew!

The Count So hard to choose a favorite track from this album. They are all perfect. the st gets the dub because it has a cool solo. Favorite track: Crocodile Moat!!!!!!!.

fiebertraum_ This is my new favorite album! I've bought it this morning, it's running on repeat and it gets even better every fckn time! Favorite track: Stoic Crenellations.

AnarchoStencilism Armies are slain every song, and castles are conquered by crashing riffs that replicate the image of catapults of which rain down on my enemies.
A far more raw display than Curta'n Wall's album "Siege Obsessed," and with that a more brutal sound that sends peasants cowering and lords readying their infantry. War-metal losers and Bolt Thrower fans are in envy of the feeling of battle created in each and every track of this incredible album. Favorite track: Fear of God.

bassrat420 Four worthy battle marches for the Siege Ubsessed Favorite track: Spellforge.

albertinnooo Curta'n wall has been one of the best things i've ever discovered, their goofy songs, raw vocals and riffs, and just, medieval vibe of the lyrics is a combination i didn't think i would ever need. 10/10 Best band ever made. Favorite track: Betwixt Shield and Sword.

Nocturnal Egg (Jordan) Le Guerrier et le Magicien : non, il ne s'agit pas d'un film d'animation secret de Disney ou de Hayao Miyazaki mais plutôt du résumé de Armed to the Teeth!!, split entre Curta'n Wall et Fugitive Wizard. Il était logique que les deux formations se retrouvent car elles ont un intérêt commun : la haine des châteaux et des rois. Curta'n Wall revient aux fondamentaux avec un raw black metal groovy qui donne envie de se jeter contre les remparts tandis que Fugitive Wizard mise sur la dévastation. Favorite track: Betwixt Shield and Sword.