Shane Dangers
I need to go tal-K to HR, i have DEEEEEEP K-onfessions and daaaaar-K K-ompany SeK-rets about K-Mart, i must regretfully informe you all that 'twas me who tanK-ed the empire that was K-Mart by fraud, theft, diversion, shoplifting, embezzlement, worthless chec-Ks, you name it if it was from K-Mart, i stole it and lived high on the K-hog and i don't freaK-ing regret it 🖤
Favorite track: You Sir! In that Aisle! May I Help You?.