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[personal profile] chickenchoicejudy posting in [community profile] sticksandbones
hey guys how's it going it's ryan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

so I got in an argument with ❤️✨S O M E B O D Y✨❤️ and I was hoping you guys could back me up here, because he's totally wrong they - anonymous person - are TOTALLY wrong.


[This is literally the least anonymous he could be without calling out Min-Gi by name.]

anyway the question of the day is--

[Hang on, he draws in some drums for a drumroll-- 🥁]

--coffee can't like actually KILL you right? like if you have too much of it? because I've had SO MUCH in the last few days and NOTHING is happening so either it doesn't or ours is broken or something I don't know. but a person can't drink enough caffiend to like die, right? Right?????

thanks you guys are great I hate being awake peace out ✌️
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[personal profile] unheiring posting in [community profile] sticksandbones
[Somewhere in the midst of the magical mishaps and the sleepless shenanigans, someone gets the terrible idea to visit the clocktower. Be a result of recklessness borne from a lack of sleep, or just the sheer need to put something obscene in his mouth, Luca winds up beside a certain pile of goo. For just a moment, he seems to second guess himself, consider turning away -

before he reaches down to scoop it right into his mouth.

The first, near ear piercing squawk that results from his efforts is due to the taste. It is absolutely awful, as one might expect. The second comes only a moment or two later, after much spitting and regret. A clump of hair falls out, landing on the ground beside Luca's feet.

If you're drawn to the noise, you might briefly see one Luca Aurelius streaking across the grove. Hair and feathers alike rain down on the ground behind him, a morbid and slightly hilarious trail leading to the bar. A handful of minutes later, some hastily scrabbled words appear on the netbook.]


I have fallen violently ill, it seems.
In the interest of not spreading a secondary plague, the bar will be closed for the foreseeable future. Please avoid the premises.


[Rejoice, world! For blöödchëëp has arisen.]
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[personal profile] twindark posting in [community profile] sticksandbones
hi hi! i'm sure the majority of you don't know me, but i have a teensy-weensy time sensitive question that i'm hoping one of you might be able to answer!

so let's say that someone theoretically found some manner of creepy ooze corpse inside the clocktower that just got fixed and HYPOTHETICALLY decided to lick it and then - and again, purely hypothetical here - split into two. crazy, right? now would any of you know a way for those two... halves... to fuse back together?

also purely theoretical does anyone have a really long piece of rope that might, in theory, be long enough to tether to allow for some walking room while also making sure that a hypothetical half of yourself does not run off into the woods to never be seen again? (≧◡≦)

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