Just a guy

archived 3 Feb 2020 22:37:15 UTC
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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nerdyflowerboy
Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them
She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”
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spookeegiraffe
Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.
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You... called a cat Roomba?????
Yeah my boss forgot that I'm banned from naming cats. Roomba is blind and beeps a lot so she just kinda moves along until she hits a wall. She also grooms any cat she bumps into.
Op why are you banned from naming cats? Cuz naming that sweet little baby Roomba is fucking accurate af and hella cute
I have been banned SEVERAL times.
1.  i named a cat Potato.
i don’t see a reason to explain why i named him that.
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2. i named my three-footed kitten Yardstick
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3. i named this kitten Kickstand.  His leg was permanently stuck in that position, like a bike’s kickstand.  i mean, it was until it got amputated.
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4. I named a kitten with many toes Terry Toetopolis.  also featuring Kickstand again.
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5. i called a kitten ‘bastard’ so many times that it was the only one he’d respond to.  in my defense, he was 100% bastard.
6. a coworker and i had a game going to see how many kittens and cats we could name after harry potter characters before we were caught. (7.  the answer is 7.  ‘Hedwig’ is the name that got us caught)
i think that’s it, but i might be forgetting a few incidences. 
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subnauticalesbian
Food is a right only if it is your private property. You have no right to food that does not belong to you; you have no right to food that you have not purchased or produced.
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Yo shut up
scarcity matters when things are actually scarce, and food is abundant. economics is fake.
The Earth is the common property of all jackasses. If someone is starving they have a right to food. If they are thirsty they have a right to a drink. And if they are homeless they have a right to a roof. If society can provide these things but doesn't then that person is being robbed of whats rightfully theirs.
we produce enough food globally to feed around 10 billion people a year, there is no reason why anyone should go hungry
and these are a few good reasons why society is failing and shits about to break 🙃
Source: beshnav
shaelthefangirl
fantasy costco is just like regular costco excpet the colouring is like the inside of claires
garfield the deals warlock is decorated with claires accessories like those cat ear headbands and basically every time the thb meet him he looks like some variation of jenna marbles claires makeover in a cloak
I can't Photoshop to save my life but I needed this image out of my head and into others:
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you have truly captured my vision
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unpretty
naamahdarling: “ catsandwitchcraft: “ catsandwitchcraft: “ catsandwitchcraft: “ kristina-meister: “ jimmythejiver: “ thecringeandwincefactory: “ wonderdave: “ The whole Pepsi commercial thing reminded me that people always mis-remember the famous...
The whole Pepsi commercial thing reminded me that people always mis-remember the famous flower in the gun barrel photo as being a young woman. It wasn’t. The photo, taken by Bernie Boston, is of George Edgerly Harris III better known by his stage name Hibiscus. He was a member of the San Francisco based radical gay liberation theater troupe the Cockettes. He died of AIDS in 1982 at the time AIDS was still referred to by the name GRID which stood for Gay Related Immuno-Deficiency. The photo was taken at a protest at the Pentagon. 
I had no idea who he was, thank you.
This is one example of the Mandela Effect phenomena, where an iconic moment is reenacted with a hippy woman so many times that people think that’s the story and thus another gay man is written out of history. Thanks for the photo.
I had no idea. Wow.

This photo was taken by Bernie Boston, a black/native man who willingly stood up to a chapter of the KKK and earned their respect among other things

I get the subject is important, but please dont erase Bernie. I knew him personally and he deserves to be remembered and by only remembering the subject, a white man, you erase a black man.
@vaspider could you reblog this version too, please? I am deeply upset by Bernie’s erasure from his own work.
Reblogging for credit to the photographer, and so I can look up his work on desktop later.
Source: wonderdave
normal-horoscopes
lostindaydreams-gemz: “ *URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST* Sunday, February 2nd: Hello everyone, I’m Gemma and this is a continuation of my previous post, as things have unfortunately gone from bad to worse and I still desperately need help. As most...
*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*
Sunday, February 2nd: Hello everyone, I’m Gemma and this is a continuation of my previous post, as things have unfortunately gone from bad to worse and I still desperately need help.
As most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits (U.C & Housing Benefit) being revoked, under the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And due to my mental health and some unfortunate DWP mess-ups, my benefits have been on and off sanctions for over a year now.
*currently my benefit is sanctioned due to my doctor and unemployment advisors negligence in handling my medical certificates. I am hoping that this will be lifted by the end of the month*
And in a previous post, I explained that I am waiting to receive the results of the medical assessment that I attended in late September through the DWP, the results should arrive this month. I am hoping that the medical will fix my benefits and offer me more assistance as I am unable to work due to my persistent low mood and extreme fatigue, I am also trying to apply for PIP/ESA.
So due to all of this, I am usually behind in bills and rent, and by behind, I mean drowning in red notices as I only get £128 per month and it isn’t enough to cover my rent and bills. This has made it incredibly difficult to survive each month, and with no income, I constantly have to decide on getting food or paying bills, leaving me in heavy debt.
Previous donations have gone to help me pay my rent and some of my most urgent bills. However, I still need help to pay my bills for this month and my overdue bills from last month which have caused my bank account to go into an overdrawn state (above), and I also have groceries to get and it would really mean a lot to me if I could get some help. My goal to pay off all of this is £463!!
If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling.
Thank you for your help 💖

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Face to face with a 90 year old turtle
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stuffsophielikes
it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone's hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their neck? how can your hands cup someone's face like that's their only primary function? it cannot be coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of holding another... we were designed to love
Source: plvmour
geekandmisandry
Anyone else have those relatives where you are just trying to Matrix fight your way out of getting involved in their conspiracy theories?
All I can come up with is "hmm" and then quickly change the subject to literally anything else.
"The theory of evolution is just a theory for a reason, the missing link is just scientists trying to compensate for the fact that they don't have any solid proof and Darwin took back his theory on his deathbed you know?"
"Hmmm. Did you get any rain this week?"
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