When my friend left me alone in his house the other night I spent 10 minutes asking his new Alexa about how to join ISIS.
Will let you know if he gets arrested.
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The Tamagotchi, the Furby, the slap bracelet, Polly Pocket and the Cherry Coke all agreed this album cover is too nineties lookingpic.twitter.com/HpEar4dMms
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To Iranian President Rouhani:
I WROTE BUT YOU STILL AINT CALLIN, I LEFT MY CELL MY PAGER AND MY HOME PHONE AT THE BOTTOM
I SENT TWO LETTER BACK IN AUTUMN YOU MUST NOT A GOT THEM
THERE PROBABLY WAS A PROBLEM AT THE POST OFFICE OR SOMETHING
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To Iranian President Rouhani:
I WROTE BUT YOU STILL AINT CALLIN, I LEFT MY CELL MY PAGER AND MY HOME PHONE AT THE BOTTOM
I SENT TWO LETTER BACK IN AUTUMN YOU MUST NOT A GOT THEM
THERE PROBABLY WAS A PROBLEM AT THE POST OFFICE OR SOMETHING
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