Hey marksykins, you think maybe we should write porn together?

marksykins: inner-harry is making a lot of noise all of a sudden. pipe down, kid.
anjenue: draco: hey, potter. you're sposed to be paying attention to ME. i mean, they're pretty and all, but i have a nicer cock.
marksykins: harry: well, i should hope so. maybe I should take a closer look...you know, just to be sure.
anjenue: draco: i think you should, certainly. *stretches and arches his back invitingly*
marksykins: harry: woo! *does a very nice impression of the official cock inspector, indeed*
anjenue: LOL
anjenue: mmm *watches*
marksykins: *does also* get out your scorecards again, anj. i think harry's technique could use a little work, but he's enthusiastic enough. the curve of draco's back tells the same story. and the open mouth, too. *nods*
anjenue: mmmmm yes
anjenue: and the fact that draco's lips are all red and swollen and shiny now. mmmmm.
anjenue: he has a cock-sucking mouth, that boy. i think he should return the favour afterward. you know, so we can compare, and all.
anjenue: *coughs*
marksykins: that only seems fair. and, ah yes, harry appears to be moaning his agreement, despite having his mouth full. very good, very good.
anjenue: excellent. *nods sagely*
marksykins: oh. nice ragged moan from the malfoy boy. he does right on the edge quite prettily, i must say. oh! and points for the hair pulling...again, harry seems to like that, judging by the amount of noise he's making, too.
anjenue: yes, but is he encouraging or directing? topping from the bottom seems to be malfoy's strength, but can he lie back and take it like a good boy? stay tuned, answers after this!
marksykins: *snorts* what kinds of commericals would run during this broadcast?
anjenue: hahahaha
anjenue: good head! in mint, raspberry, orange, and new passion fruit!
marksykins: hee! things for weasley's wizard wheezes
anjenue: ahahaha yes
anjenue: daydream...whatsits.
marksykins: yeah those
marksykins: man, if i had those
marksykins: it'd pretty be like every other day
marksykins: 30 minute zone out fantasies about gay boys
anjenue: yup, ahahaha
marksykins: +much, but you got that
anjenue: yes, heehee
marksykins: annnnnnnnd we're back. points to potter for a teasing technique that some professionals haven't even yet mastered -- draco is now babbling incoherently and begging harry to take all of it, but harry's only using his tongue. was he waiting for us to return from commercials? oh! oh! the thumbs up indicates yes. good show, harry.
anjenue: that's some clever technique there from the potter boy...it looks like he's employing the old twist-and-flick method, and by the volume of those moans, it sounds like it's a trick that doesn't fall flat. judges? ohhhh 10s all around! keep up the good work, potter!
marksykins: the improvisation here is really impressive. well, i suppose one doesn't get the title 'the chosen one' for nothing. harry's moved in for the kill now, and what a deep kill it is! goodness, i haven't seen this technique since the black/lupin showing at the pro-am in 1995 -- his lips are so close to malfoy's body, one would swear there wasn't a cock at all but for the bulging of harry's cheeks. and...and...oh yes, i'm turning the commentary over to my co-host here, since she *is* the resident malfoy orgasm expert.
anjenue: ohhhh it's going to be a big one, folks -- see that flush? it's gone all the way down past the nipples. that's some hardcore heating we've got going on there. and look at those tendons go! malfoy's lost some weight since we saw him last and it really shows -- that throat-arch is what we like to call the Swan. course, potter's mimicking it, what with the dip of his head like that, and ohhhh good thing too -- those hipbones can't have felt good smacking him about the face like that. but he sucks it up -- pun DEFINITELY intended -- and keeps on going, and aha, there we have the toes digging into the floor, and look at those thighs go!
marksykins: the shaking! goodness, I'm feeling a bit flushed myself here, I must confess. Oh, and isn't that adorable? after a long drag of the tongue along draco's still twitching prick, harry's lifted his head and he's got a grin on his face that is just radiant. Though...oh, sorry, harry -- the judges did take off a tenth of a point for the back of the hand mouth wipe. still, perfectly understandable from an amateur. 9.6s all around, good show, good show. i expect we'll be hearing big things about potter for a long time to come...oh. especially if that new position is anything to judge! potter is still grinning, eyes not leaving malfoy's face as he sits on the floor, legs spread, knees bent, propped up on his elbows, an obvious invitation. wicked, that one is!
anjenue: ohhh but i think malfoy gets points for the fastest recovery we've seen in a LONG time! goodness, he's still shaking with aftershock and yet he's already pounced! not that i blame him -- potter does make a very pretty picture like that! malfoy obviously thinks so too -- his technique's a bit sloppy, but the enthusiasm, rowr! he's employing the straight-to-the base technique -- apparently all that throat-arching has gotten him warmed up and rarin' to go!
marksykins: goodness, has it just got even *hotter* in here? it's lucky harry went for the propped up arms position because he's so new at this and doesn't quite know where to put his hands. my, that draco certainly does know what he's doing! potter's already trembling quite badly, head thrown back, though his teeth are sinking into his bottom lip as though he knows he's biting back a rather lot of noise. draco is employing his patented two fingers behind the balls technique now, a spot that -- from harry's face -- has possibly never been explored. these two should have teamed up long ago; the results are rather -- PUN INTENDED -- explosive.
marksykins: (...i am simultaneously cheering and shaking my head at the complete oddness that is us, hon.)
anjenue: (ahahaha me too! this needs to get posted to lj, i think. *snerk*)
marksykins: (heee. yes, probably. look at us! we spontaneously collab! *laughs*)
anjenue: (does this mean we've cowritten porn? :o )
marksykins: (oh noes!!11)
anjenue: (*goes to church liek woah*)
anjenue: draco seems to have gotten his practice in, that's for sure -- oh, don't give me that look! nobody's that good right out of the gate! he seems to still have that vigorous enthusiasm for it though, which means it still holds its appeal, and he certainly seems to work well with his partner! harry's squirming now, which gives draco a chance to go with his -- aah, there he goes, the finger-twist against the arsehole! and LORD, did he just bite harry's balls, or was that noise just surprise?
marksykins: oh, a little of both, i expect. i can't imagine draco's doing anything to intentionally hurt harry here, but that little squeak was definitely the one associated with the teeth of surprise. mm, yes, and that's what I thought might happen: after harry's mouth fell open at the shock of having those fingers sneak lower than he'd planned for, the mouth has stayed open. the biting has definitely helped make potter's already swollen mouth even redder and wetter, which *must* be what malfoy is focusing on, eyes trained on harry's face like that. and who can blame him, really? the impressive part is malfoy's managed to swallow down potter's cock again as he does so, sliding up and down at what must be a rather maddening pace, based on the squirming harry is now doing.
anjenue: mmm that eye contact is sizzling, i say, and the judges seem to think so too -- judge #2 is fanning herself with the 10 scorecard! impressive, that! keep up the good work, boys! oh, and it seems malfoy's especially encouraged by that -- he seems to have picked up the intensity and is now...ohh, that's some impressive deep-throating technique! it seems that topping from the bottom's been good for his cock-sucking -- he's fucking his own mouth with harry's cock! and it seems harry's not complaining at ALL.
marksykins: very nice indeed! oh, the applause in the arena is near-deafening at this point, though i think the only thing anyone heard was the way harry promised that later on he'd fuck draco so hard that he wouldn't be able to walk for a week. i'd fully expect malfoy to throw back a smart retort if he wasn't so busy right now, but he seems very into the here and now, though I must say it's rather nice that their rivalry is still alive after all they've gone through. mmm, oh, the judges are going to like this one -- harry's promise has morphed into almost desperate whining, his head is thrashing almost from shoulder to shoulder, and his hips are arching up from the floor, rising to meet malfoy's mouth with every upward thrust. i don't think it's long now from the big finish, ladies and gents!
anjenue: draco knows it too, obviously -- he's started moving faster now, and oh, now he's using BOTH of his hands! look at that body contort like that -- he's obviously got some killer stomach muscles to be holding himself at that angle without using his hands for support! he's got the one hand curved around the balls and ohhh that must be a finger pushing inside, judging by the look on harry's face, and the other hand's going wild with the skin torture! i think harry might just shake apart into little chosen one pieces!
marksykins: oh! oh! oh, there it is, there it is, and it's most certainly all it was promised to be! harry's head stilled, and he stared at draco as his mouth dropped open as he let out what i would describe as a *tortured* scream -- if i didn't know how very not tortured harry was right now, that is! somehow, harry's managed to angle himself, so he's rising up into malfoy's mouth, then pushing down onto malfoy's fingers. and look at the *technique* on malfoy! despite his enthusiasm, he hasn't missed any clue harry's given, even if I did spy a smile as harry shouted draco's name. look at the way harry's whole body is shaking, the way his cheeks are so flushed he looks like he's just had *quite* the workout. i feel draco will be patting himself on the back in approximately three seconds.
anjenue: oh, and in a surprisingly out of character move, the back-patting has been foregone in favour of...that's right, ladies and gentlemen, a KISS. and it's a proper kiss too, not that 'here, have your come back' kind of way, and look at the way they're clinging to each other! this is obviously not standard here, folks, but what a scorching finish -- i think that might very well be hotter than the blowjobs themselves.
marksykins: a standing ovation from the crowd, well-deserved! ah, and four out of five perfect scores, though the judge from germany gave them only a 9.9. still, a *stellar* finish to a *stellar* performance, and oh, harry, don't be afraid to use your tongue!