the more weird and cringe you are the closer you are to god
im a big fan of the part of road to the top where opera just turns fucking evil
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my dealer: this new strain is called "Voices of the Void" itll have you zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever man
5 minutes later me: there are 26 entities on the radar and they are slowly closing in on my location
my buddy kurfur running into me repeatedly at 20 mph: Meow! :3
i can always tell votv got an update because suddenly this post starts getting notes again
Anonymous asked:
excuse me the wHAT CREPPYPASTA?????????????
cursedxwt answered:
I can’t really remember if I talked about this before (on tumblr) so here I go again, get ready for the long story lol.
in the early days of limbus… (I feel old and it was like a year ago lmfao) the game was full of bugs and the servers were shit.
I started playing and immediately fell for Heathcliff, insane crazy love and obsession for Heathcliff, so naturally I wanted him on the window in the main page! easy, right?
No. the next time I opened the game Yi Sang Blade Lineage was there, not even base Yi Sang, it was always blade lineage. And it happened every single time, I changed to Heathcliff, Yi Sang came back. I started calling him “the yandere” as a joke.
It was obviously a game bug, so I kept trying and trying to keep my beloved Heathcliff in the main screen… UNTIL
The next time I opened the game Yi Sang changed blade lineage for seven, giving me a certain message:
And that’s when I got scared and closed the game. It sounds stupid but it was 100% like those game creepypastas from the early 2000s lol.
I opened the game again and it was back to normal (aka blade lineage), I tried to change him to Heathcliff again and the game didn’t let me. Not only the game didn’t let me change to anyone but also Yi Sang stopped talking.
The game got fixed some updates later but oh boy, it was such an event for me lol
I started liking Yi Sang after canto 4 and I ended up falling for him, leaving Heathcliff behind, so now blade lineage lives in my main screen. Happy ending for him I guess?
you’re not the only one, my friend once got a bug that changed every sinner to seven yi sang so he actually could not select anyone else
ilove to find things my friends r having trouble finding look here's thid post u were looking for look here's this template u wanted look at this message u needed . it activates a primal caveman instinxt in me. oga boga flynn found fruit flynn bring fruit to cave
i need to share this interaction i had with flynn a few days ago because now we both think about it every time i ask him to find me some obscure thing in our dms
idk how he does it
shoutouts to my biggest fan for always liking what i post
every time you post something i take a long sip of tea and nod my head solemnly and considerately
sinners have to cooperate in battle and all that but given how don quixote is unreasonably tiny and meursault is unreasonably tall please tell me they can and will do shit like this
undertale yellow genocide route spoilers. something im curious about
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just got through the first floor of the canto v dungeon. i can only fucking imagine what everyone else was thinking while ishmael and ahab were having that moment in her office.
it was probably something along the lines of
spell of explode everyone who drives a pickup with obnoxiously bright white LED headlights
and the blue ones