24. my life is drinking, cigarettes and books. it's fantastic.

Well, I have books. More books.

And alcohol.

I swear, everyone who sent me something? IS THIS ALL YOU THINK OF ME? Books and drinking! Am I that obvious?! Well, I can't quite believe... judging me like that...

You're all pretty much right, well done, what a fabulous choice.

So I'm getting drunk in my book fort. If anyone spoils me for the-book-which-shall-not-be-named, I WILL SEVERELY HURT THEM WITH A SANDWICH TOASTER. And no, Snape, you can't have them.

Otto, if you dare disturb me, you'll meet with a worse fate.

That is all.

[Added after talking to Una]

Oh Azirapaaaaaaaaaaale. Mr Angel-with-the-objection-to-smokers. We need a word.