Nowhere is fucking safe!

Gosh, what bastards! Of all the times to attack the UK, they do it when they've just had one of the biggest joys of the frickin year. They beat France in hosting the next Olympic games! These people are happy, the last thing they were thinking about was an attack, which unfortunatly made them VERY vunerable.

But I was wondering... how many attacks have their been on France? Because I would find VERY ODD if they haven't had any.