Gaelpol Yammerings

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
atimewillcomeforsinging
the fuck do you mean only 1.9% of us who want to be taller are 4'11 or under
wickedlittlecritta
agnesandhilda

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

agnesandhilda

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

agnesandhilda

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

agnesandhilda

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

draculaisagothwizzard-deactivat

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

agnesandhilda

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tried out randbats finally. i have gotten my ass kicked which is to be expected. it is fun though and it doesn’t take that long? i guess games will once i get better and start running into like stall teams from hell. but right now it’s fine and seems like i can just go ‘oh boy let’s do a few random battles!!’ before moving on with my life.

i can just do it on my browser that i always have open anyway too no needing to open up a video game or some shit i just go to the tab for showdown and click the big button that says battle gods the battles move so much faster than the actual games too even with the dumb animations on

youtube i get why you think i would care about pokemon champions given my interest in competitive 6v6 singles but the issue is that i am interested specifically and only in competitive 6v6 singles. notably this is a format that pokemon champions does not promote.

i love when i read someone going ‘this post assumes all x do this thing!’ about a post that literally starts with 'a lot of x do this thing’. like quite literally the op has stated that this is not a thing all of the group in question do. merely that, at least as op has observed, a lot of people in said group do that thing.