i think about this a lot. Satire is a kind of humor thats not funny
@tonyzaret everyone agrees with you
guy who walks into the boba place and makes a big deal of going "I JUST WANT AN ICED TEA, NONE OF THIS FANCY SCHMANCY BUBBLE BOBBLE STUFF, NO ok post cancelled bc the guy just did something funnier which was complain loudly to his girlfriend that "people used to smoke indoors all the time, and now you can't even vape indoors" then storm off to vape outside while his girlfriend like gave the bobarista an apologetic look
i lovveeeeee finally getting in on the secret smileworld women live in. women will smile at each other. this is something they love doing at the store or the function. its like yay and we're both so scared and so happyyyyyyy🤗
its one of the things that makes me intensely excited whenever i get to go literally anywhere. a woman will smile at me today.
leaned on a wall at this restaurant and felt something dislodge from the other side of the wall and fall to the ground. something small. an empty hook perhaps. and i felt it happen and there was nothing i could do about it then, and to react quickly would be to draw attention to it, so im leaning against the wall as if i didnt disturb the mystery particle
left the restaurant and immediately jaywalked in front of the sheriff. what bleak moon rises over upstate new york
