Everything smells of poop!
Our house has a really stupid roof, because it has a mini roof protruding over the actual roof (I don't know, is it decorative? It seems to have no real function). Anyway this little roof creates a sort of sheltered nook from the rain and wind I suppose, and as a result pidgeons have a tendency to sit there, especially at night.
Now, I am not a pidgeon hater, and I'm perfectly fine with letting them use the mini roof or whatever, I just wish they wouldnt SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
It's not even the fact that they poop everywhere that bothers me, it's that they do it in the most inaccessible spot on the roof where we can't bloody clean it off. As a result bird poop has accumulated up there since we moved in. 11 years ago. Yes, gross.
The poor handyman actually climbed out onto the roof and dislodged all that poop and knocked it down, where? Oh yes, the front porch. Now it stinks of bird crap outside my front door, in the little garden out front and off the balcony that leads into MY BEDROOM.
Now I'm gonna have to sleep in my mother's bedroom, where she snores. Bollocks.
Now, I am not a pidgeon hater, and I'm perfectly fine with letting them use the mini roof or whatever, I just wish they wouldnt SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
It's not even the fact that they poop everywhere that bothers me, it's that they do it in the most inaccessible spot on the roof where we can't bloody clean it off. As a result bird poop has accumulated up there since we moved in. 11 years ago. Yes, gross.
The poor handyman actually climbed out onto the roof and dislodged all that poop and knocked it down, where? Oh yes, the front porch. Now it stinks of bird crap outside my front door, in the little garden out front and off the balcony that leads into MY BEDROOM.
Now I'm gonna have to sleep in my mother's bedroom, where she snores. Bollocks.