blue joke

An Icelandic journalist brought the house down at the Rostov Arena with a blue joke that shocked stuffy FIFA officials.

He never told a blue joke and he always had them rolling in the aisles."

Kudos is due to ITV for giving the prime-time 'dolly bird' slot to a woman of Rippon's vintage and mettle - steely, smart and with bags of style as she is - but beside her class, McGuinness is like a blue joke told in a country club - unpleasant, unnecessary and out of place.

PHIL'S MEN Hiddink with Scolari signings Deco and Quaresmo; HANDS ON Hiddink with assistant manager Ray Wilkins; BLUE JOKE Bosingwa, Lampard and Terry are having a laugh

She loved company and adored gossip, even the occasional blue joke.

BLUE JOKE: Smith with Kevin Thomson and Kenny McDowell; SKILL: Adam

A string of funny gags and not a blue joke amongst them.

He was cleared of murdering Arthur Thompson Jnr there years earlier; STILL LIFE: Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill - stars of Chewin' The Fat and Still Game - were captured taking a spin at the roulette wheel at the city's Rotunda Casino; BLUE JOKE: Benson got access to Rangers' dressing room at Ibrox before a match with Hearts and caught boss Walter Smith and No2 Ally McCoist joking with players

McLEISH: Ready to convince Vidmar to stay at Ibrox; ADVOCAAT: Only used Vidmar as a stand-in; BLUE JOKE: Vidmar, left, has noticed an improvement in morale

Opening a window, spraying air freshener and walking out the second someone starts on a blue joke might do it, but sadly it probably won't.

Prince Charles brought the house down with a blue joke about gay crew on the Royal Yacht Britannia when he teamed up with a comic at a top people's bash.