When the world unfortunately failed to end in 2012, as I had predicted, I was not only heaped with shame but found myself also heaped with SURPLUS RAGNAROK SURVIVAL KITS. 

Specifically, 500 of them, which are STILL ARGUABLY USEFUL and DEFINITELY FOR SALE. 

They include NOT ONLY an extended DVD of my RAGNAROK special, with additional comedy, songs, and special appearances by Andrew Sullivan, Tom Scharpling, and Ira Glass, BUT ALSO:

-SURVIVAL MAYONNAISE

-AN ENGRAVED URINE FLASK

-MY CONSCIOUSNESS, EMBEDDED ON A CUSTOM THUMB DRIVE

-SAMPLES OF MY DNA

-A NON-IRONIC UNISEX COLOGNE 

…all signed and numbered by me and packaged in a durable GO-CASE. 

These RAGNAROK SURVIVAL KITS are available HERE. 

THAT LINK AGAIN IS HERE. 

Also, when you open your RAGNAROK SURVIVAL KIT, please CLICK HERE FOR AN APOLOGY TO GREENFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS 

That is all.