fair is foul, and foul is fair.

1. What is your character's theme song? Party and Bullshit the Ratatat Remix by Notorious B.I.G. Yeah, he be workin dat gangsta. And Pop Ya Collah, because deep down, he gives half a fuck about you and your mother.
2. Can you name 10-15 random things about your character? If you're crazy, go ahead and name 25!

1. He loves his babes foreign and without communication skills.
2. Redheads, mmmm. Blondes, yummm. Brunettes, tasty. Auburn? Ten times better. IT'S A COMBINATION OF TWO SHADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
3. Whenever he wins ANYTHING, he pumps his fists and yells "I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
4. He can't stand flies. And mosquitos.
5. He killed a fox with his bare hands when he was fifteen. Where was peta :(
6. He killed his first muggle before he took the mark. It was a muggle police man. Yeaaah. He caught him with a hooker in an alleyway. Beven killed the hooker too. He aked the police man, and just used some Sectumsempera on the hooker. WHAT!? HE LEARNED IT FROM SOMEONE!
7. He loves koalas, and has a stuffed one named Edgar.
8. He wishes he had an afro :(
9. He loves being a Death Eater. Just the thrill turns him on, and killing muggles helps.
10. He prefers rum to Firewhiskey, vodka, or fraguna. Coconut rum, to be honest. Yeah, fuck you.

3. What do they like to do on their own? Do they crave and depend on company, or can they deal with quiet time?
The boy hates quiet. He has to have noise and people and bitches hangin off him like monkeys. Be jealous.
4. If your character could take any three things + one person with them to a deserted island, what/who would they choose? His wand, some lube, one of these journals, a chess set. The person would be some hot Beauxbatons girl. Or Elizabeth Bones. Or Victoria Nott, she's sexy. Or Dahlia Bulstrode. Or Alice Richardson, if he wanted to lose his bollocks (which he doesn't). Or maybe...hm. Depends.
5. Does your character fancy anyone? If so, name them and describe why they fancy that person, how it started, what they expect, etc. If not, describe a previous fancy they've had.
He fancies Elizabeth Bones like nothing in the woooorld. It started in his fourth year when she came to visit over the holidays.

-Beven Whitby, 7th year Slytherin. First in his father's family to be sorted after his uncle. FIRST EVER in his mom's family. They were all Ravenclaws and in his mom's case, Gryffindors.

-Brother to Eleanor, but the two aren't necessarily close and bff. He's not a good brother at all lmao.

-To the outside world, he doesn't seem like too much of an asshole slytherin. He likes to keep up a chameleonlike image, which changes from person to person. His main ~image~ is nice, responsible, charming dude. So no, he doesn't spout anti-muggle shit outside of the dorm.

-He took the Mark in secret over the summer.

-He'd get along well with anyone. In fact, the more people like him, the more he can manipulate them. Not obvious manipulation. He just likes fucking with people.

He definitely needs plots, so yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.