Man: When my incontinent cat passes away, I can get my carpets steam cleaned.
Runes
Me: This bathroom stall has graffiti inside it in runes.
Intimidated
Friend: I have to admit, I’m a little intimidated by your television. I’ve never been intimidated by a TV before. Usually, I’m the master of the remote. But damn!
Ketamine
Thirteen-Year-Old: Dogs can enjoy ketamine too.
Attribution
Me: He is the Fundamental Attribution Error made flesh.
Your Dialogue is Unrealistic.