signs as things gerard pique has done
aries: 'SIX REFS! SIX REFS AND NO ONE SEES! FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN'
taurus: outran gareth bale
gemini: took leo messi's cell phone battery and made him think that he kept forgetting to charge
cancer: thank u kevin roldan
leo: drove a new car super fast and scared the shit out of messi
virgo: threw nuts at people during a game
libra: 'i watched real madrid vs juventus wearing a buffon jersey'
scorpio: threw snacks at cesc fabregas to get his attention
sagittarius: set off a stink bomb in an airplane
capricorn: cuts of the nets of goals whenever he wins a tournament
aquarius: took a picture of cesc's bleeding head during a game instead of helping
pisces: 'i always want madrid to lose'
the signs as barca tournament wins
aries: copa del rey 2014-15
taurus: european supercup 2014-15
gemini: fifa club world cup 2009-10
cancer: la liga 2010-11
leo: spanish supercup 2013-14
virgo: uefa champions league 2014-15
libra: fifa club world cup 2011-12
scorpio: la liga 2009-10
sagittarius: uefa champions league 2011-12
capricorn: copa del rey 2011-12
aquarius: spanish supercup 2006-07
pisces: la liga 2014-15
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signs as barca wins
aries: 3-1 vs atletico madrid
taurus: 6-2 vs real madrid
gemini: 3-1 vs manchester united
cancer: 2-1 vs real madrid
leo: 3-0 vs bayern munich
virgo: 5-4 vs sevilla
libra: 1-0 vs atletico madrid
scorpio: 8-0 vs cordoba
sagittarius: 3-1 vs juventus
capricorn: 5-0 vs real madrid
aquarius: 3-1 vs psg
pisces: 3-1 vs athletic bilbao
the signs as el clasico moments
aries: la manita
taurus: messi’s hattricks
gemini: when pepe fights someone
cancer: whenever someone gets a yellow card (usually once every 5 minutes)
leo: 6-2
virgo: messi nutmegging kroos
libra: all the penalties
scorpio: all the fighting
sagittarius: #PIQUEOUTRANBALE2K15
capricorn: messi’s nutmegs
aquarius: bartra vs bale
pisces: messi being the all time el clasico top scorer