The Batmanigans, 1.00
Now, I know that I promised to work on Big Brother next, but since I had to reformat/reinstall (which had many, many dramas), I haven't been able to play much, and I haven't as yet been able to get BV or AL back in as yet (though SOON). I'm not about to go into any neighbourhoods that I've been playing, because I don't want to break them. BUT I was itching to play, so I bring you a new time waster, The Batmanigans! She was my entry in the 
legacy_writers Founder Challenge 3, and I liked her so much that I had to play with her. But as soon as BV and AL are back in, my focus will be on BB2, I SWEAR.
This is Vegemite Batmanigan, first settler in Curious Town proper. She's a cranky bitch.
In an effort to increase the population, Sim City's mayor decided to set up towns out in the middle of nowhere and sell the land off cheap.
Vegemite was the only sucker who fell for this.
Fortunately for her, there's not many around to witness some of her finer personality traits.
Thanks to the magic of television, her house was delivered pretty quickly.
Just to be difficult, I've decided to mix together some rules from a few different challenges. They include:
- the heir can only make money by what they can make, grow, find or consult. So, selling paintings, novels, fruit and veg, fish, stuff they dig up or stuff they make (sewing/pottery/toys/etc) or by financial consulting;
- each generation must have at least one supernatural creature;
- they can sell off their goods in a "garage sale" home business, but only on weekends;
I figure that's enough stuff to keep the restrictions interesting without being annoying. And, as always, they are subject to change at any time!
Because she's not getting a job, she's set to work straight away. The welcome wagon only brings one visitor, which may or may not have something to do with the fact that I killed off all the other townies and forgot to respawn them.
I'm also experiencing quite a few jump bugs at the moment, but that's only because I don't currently have Bon Voyage or Apartment Life installed, but my hacks are all updated for AL. Oops! But because I'll be getting that fixed in the next day or so, there's no point swapping hacks around. So there may be some tweaking due to this. Maybe.
Anyway, Gabe looked great, until she realised he was still in high school. I don't have inteen installed, so as cute as he his, he's sent packing.
Vegemite: Are there no freaking adults in this town??
Apparently not.
So she tries to catch some dinner...
and fails miserably.
She may have fallen on her ass five times in a row without catching a thing, but she's too busy getting high oncracklife to care.
*sigh*
She also likes to be naked, and spends most of her time like this. She also managed to cook without burning a thing. There may be a link between the nudity and successful cooking with no skill points, but more studies will need to be done.
You're such a lady.
*thud*
She has zero neat points, yet she autonomously cleaned up after herself.
Well, if you're going to garden naked, it is better to do it at night.
Dear LJ,
I HATE EVERYTHING. INCLUDING YOU.
She has the decency to put on SOME clothes before heading out, at least.
Vegemite: They better have TV dinners on here.
They sat her at a table that can seat six, when every other table is empty.
Please note the adult man in Lolita wear.
Vegemite: Hot damn, a man in dress.
Vegemite: HE LOOKS BETTER IN A DRESS THAN ME!
Vegemite: DAMN THIS TOWN WITH ITS STUPID JUMP BUGS AND STUPID MOUSTACHES AND STUPID STUPIDS THAT CAN'T FINISH DECORATING ITS BUILDINGS.
Vegemite: But mm,I love crackI'm so hot.
She is so awesome in the kitchen, though slightly more awesome when naked.
But not so awesome with the eating.
Vegemite: ohgodgottapeegottapee!
Then why did you get off the toilet and flush it, without actually using it, genius?
Vegemite: Oo! I think I just had a tiny orgasm!
The best thing to do after peeing yourself is to eat the food you slept in last night.
Classy.
*blinks*
Vegemite: Oh hi creepy net stalker guy. *yawn*
Vegemite: What? No! I will NOT wash your windows while singing show tunes! Freak.
Due to the shocking lack of talent online and in public, Vegemite goes for the one person who's sure to help her. And being naked when you meet your date has surely got to help!
Kitty: Let me just polish your orbs first, heh heh
Kitty: Mmm so pretty.
Kitty: Oh yeah, you've got some good shit in your future. but that'll cost extra.
Jihoon: There's something different about her...
Vegemite: Yeah, we've got a jump bug infestation, so that means we may get along much better than we previously anticpated.
Jihoon: FANTASTIC! That means we won't have to do that boring getting to know you crap!
Dating is clearly something she's good at.
Vegemite: You haven't looked at my tits once you bastard.
Vegemite: I wouldn't piss on him if his face was on fire.
Vegemite: But I would do it just for fun!
Dude has some serious issues. If a hot naked girl tries to hug you, LET HER. She wants to have sex with you!
He was annoying so that date ended, leaving her only $109 out of pocket.
And this, Jihoon, is what you're missing out on. If she's this bendy on the sofa, imagine what she's like in bed!
Gotta get painting if you want to sell stuff!
Wait, is that a smile?? Finally, she likes something!
But since she's too poor to afford a maid, this is how she reacts when she's told to clean up her pig sty:
She complains. A LOT.
Vegemite: Imma gonna cut whoever that is.
Vegemite: *yawn* hey there Creepy Net guy. Yeah, I'm naked.
Vegemite: Uh, you want me to do what with the mayonnaise?
Vegemite: Yeah baby, you're totally getting me wet. I'm almost there.
Vegemite: You are? Mm hmm. Mmm. Yeah. That's it. Oh yeah, you're hot.
Vegemite: What?
Vegemite: ...a cheerleader's uniform?
Vegemite: I'm going to have to start charging you per minute if you want me to do the kinky stuff, buddy.
You know, I bet that would've turned him on.
*pinches cheeks* You're so cute.
Has there always been two suns???
Vegemite: I am so fabulous.
Vegemite: I really need to get me a bit of something something soon.
Vegemite: I better not die any time soon. That'd suck.
Vegemite calls up for another blind date, this time shelling out $743.
Vegemite: Maybe I should've paid more...
Meet Li Ferrari the Atrociously Evil Witch. Retired.
No, seriously, that's her name. And she's retired, because her face doesn't match the rest of her body, she has no magical clothing, sparkles or skills.
Li: I will use your head as a basketball if this date sucks, woman.
Li: Oh my fucking god, I have GOT to sign up with a new agency.
Vegemite: Would it help you to know that I'm not dead? I'm seriously the furthest from being dead you can be.
Li: Bitch, you crazy.
Li: You need to be locked up, your moves are so old they should be illegal.
Vegemite: Jail, huh? I don't mind being the warden while you're the naughtydolphin prisoner.
Oh yeah, that's a good look.
And this is when I realised she was an elder. Either that, or she needs to wear underwear more often.
Vegemite: I'm not going to piss on you, no matter how much you ask, ok?
Yeah, you might want to work on your sexy talk too.
Li: What the hell did I do to deserve this??
Vegemite Batmanigan's House of Fun! Also known as the Garage Sale of Doom.
Vegemite: How you doin'?
Oh yeah, that's the way to run a business.
No, no one wants to buy anything. Your paintings suck, you suck, everything sucks!
Vegemite: I CAN'T COOK MY DINNER BECAUSE MY FOOD IS IN THE WAY AND I'M STARVING BUT OH GOD I'M ENJOYING THIS CUISINE ACTIVITY! PLUSPLUS!!
Vegemite invites Li around, because I wanted to have a witch in the family, and she shows off her wicked levitation skills.
Vegemite: So, your dildo or mine?
Aww, how sweet.
It was Li's first time, too, but it took her a few minutes to remember that.
Vegemite is so hot, that she's steaming nipples hot. That's like the hottest hot there is.
I'd be sympathetic, but, well, this is what you're here for.
Really smart wolf: Door!
Vegemite tries to sell her stuff again the next day, only to get the Super Secret Reporter there.
Who hates everything about anything related to Vegemite Batmanigan.
Not that Vegemite cares, she knows it sucks.
I have NO idea what that is from, but I love the timing.
Vegemite: THIS is the sort of clientele I'm stuck with?? No wonder business sucks!
Oh yeah, it's only AFTER she closes up that you're interested in buying something, and then you're annoyed because she's taking too long?
Oy! Leave the baby in there!
*gag*
Holy neck alignment, Batmanigan! You need to get that seen to!
Awww.
Vegemite: Ooo so that's how the French do it.
Well, that's one way to try to keep on top of the mess!
And somewhere along here, she moved with $12k! And she definitely has no witchy stuff whatsoever. POO ON THAT. I was hoping to get a jump start on the supernatural sims collection.
Li: She doesn't look too good...
Li: GASP!
Li: Mm, these pork chops are great.
Li: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE! RETIREMENT WAS MEANT TO BE FUN!
Vegemite: Uh, I don't feel so well.
Vegemite: Oh, I shouldn't have eaten that green stuff.
Vegemite: OH GOD MY HEAD IS STUCK IN THE WALL! HELP ME!! AND I'M LYING IN MY PEE WATER!!
Oh crap.
Meet Shy Death, who doesn't like to meet new people. Well, living ones, anyway.
Li: Please oh please don't let her die! She hasn't finished breeding yet! And I don't want to go back into the townie bin!
Li: Oh yeah, suck on that, bitch!
Death: BUGGER.
Vegemite: WOO WHAT A RUSH!
Now she's not dead, Vegemite gets a bit more space.
Vegemite: I am so not dead. How awesome am I?
That's better.
Turns out that Vegemite isn't the only flexible one. Though, uh, let's take a closer look at her maternity outfit.
I thought it was cute when I realised it was a top and pants, but, those sleeves...
And those pants...NOT a good look!
Vegemite: Oh so gooooooood!
Vegemite: It feels like I've been pregnant forever. Wait, what?? What the hell do you mean I'm going to be pregnant forever??
Well, those jump bugs won't let you pop for the second time, or pop it out...
Oh ok, I fixed those jump bugs so look - you're now not only fully pregnant...
you're also in labour!
I'm not a fan of these bugs, but ah well. They'll be fixed soon! And I have to mention how much I love that bed. It costs $300, but after they've slept in it overnight, you can sell it for $1200. BEST BED EVER. Especially for poor, starting out founders who need to buy more stuff.
And L.O.L. I just realised why Li had no witchy things. I didn't have AL installed. I R GENIUS. I R SMART. S-M-R-T.
legacy_writers Founder Challenge 3, and I liked her so much that I had to play with her. But as soon as BV and AL are back in, my focus will be on BB2, I SWEAR. This is Vegemite Batmanigan, first settler in Curious Town proper. She's a cranky bitch.
In an effort to increase the population, Sim City's mayor decided to set up towns out in the middle of nowhere and sell the land off cheap.
Vegemite was the only sucker who fell for this.
Fortunately for her, there's not many around to witness some of her finer personality traits.
Thanks to the magic of television, her house was delivered pretty quickly.
Just to be difficult, I've decided to mix together some rules from a few different challenges. They include:
- the heir can only make money by what they can make, grow, find or consult. So, selling paintings, novels, fruit and veg, fish, stuff they dig up or stuff they make (sewing/pottery/toys/etc) or by financial consulting;
- each generation must have at least one supernatural creature;
- they can sell off their goods in a "garage sale" home business, but only on weekends;
I figure that's enough stuff to keep the restrictions interesting without being annoying. And, as always, they are subject to change at any time!
Because she's not getting a job, she's set to work straight away. The welcome wagon only brings one visitor, which may or may not have something to do with the fact that I killed off all the other townies and forgot to respawn them.
I'm also experiencing quite a few jump bugs at the moment, but that's only because I don't currently have Bon Voyage or Apartment Life installed, but my hacks are all updated for AL. Oops! But because I'll be getting that fixed in the next day or so, there's no point swapping hacks around. So there may be some tweaking due to this. Maybe.
Anyway, Gabe looked great, until she realised he was still in high school. I don't have inteen installed, so as cute as he his, he's sent packing.
Vegemite: Are there no freaking adults in this town??
Apparently not.
So she tries to catch some dinner...
and fails miserably.
She may have fallen on her ass five times in a row without catching a thing, but she's too busy getting high on
*sigh*
She also likes to be naked, and spends most of her time like this. She also managed to cook without burning a thing. There may be a link between the nudity and successful cooking with no skill points, but more studies will need to be done.
You're such a lady.
*thud*
She has zero neat points, yet she autonomously cleaned up after herself.
Well, if you're going to garden naked, it is better to do it at night.
Dear LJ,
I HATE EVERYTHING. INCLUDING YOU.
She has the decency to put on SOME clothes before heading out, at least.
Vegemite: They better have TV dinners on here.
They sat her at a table that can seat six, when every other table is empty.
Please note the adult man in Lolita wear.
Vegemite: Hot damn, a man in dress.
Vegemite: HE LOOKS BETTER IN A DRESS THAN ME!
Vegemite: DAMN THIS TOWN WITH ITS STUPID JUMP BUGS AND STUPID MOUSTACHES AND STUPID STUPIDS THAT CAN'T FINISH DECORATING ITS BUILDINGS.
Vegemite: But mm,
She is so awesome in the kitchen, though slightly more awesome when naked.
But not so awesome with the eating.
Vegemite: ohgodgottapeegottapee!
Then why did you get off the toilet and flush it, without actually using it, genius?
Vegemite: Oo! I think I just had a tiny orgasm!
The best thing to do after peeing yourself is to eat the food you slept in last night.
Classy.
*blinks*
Vegemite: Oh hi creepy net stalker guy. *yawn*
Vegemite: What? No! I will NOT wash your windows while singing show tunes! Freak.
Due to the shocking lack of talent online and in public, Vegemite goes for the one person who's sure to help her. And being naked when you meet your date has surely got to help!
Kitty: Let me just polish your orbs first, heh heh
Kitty: Mmm so pretty.
Kitty: Oh yeah, you've got some good shit in your future. but that'll cost extra.
Jihoon: There's something different about her...
Vegemite: Yeah, we've got a jump bug infestation, so that means we may get along much better than we previously anticpated.
Jihoon: FANTASTIC! That means we won't have to do that boring getting to know you crap!
Dating is clearly something she's good at.
Vegemite: You haven't looked at my tits once you bastard.
Vegemite: I wouldn't piss on him if his face was on fire.
Vegemite: But I would do it just for fun!
Dude has some serious issues. If a hot naked girl tries to hug you, LET HER. She wants to have sex with you!
He was annoying so that date ended, leaving her only $109 out of pocket.
And this, Jihoon, is what you're missing out on. If she's this bendy on the sofa, imagine what she's like in bed!
Gotta get painting if you want to sell stuff!
Wait, is that a smile?? Finally, she likes something!
But since she's too poor to afford a maid, this is how she reacts when she's told to clean up her pig sty:
She complains. A LOT.
Vegemite: Imma gonna cut whoever that is.
Vegemite: *yawn* hey there Creepy Net guy. Yeah, I'm naked.
Vegemite: Uh, you want me to do what with the mayonnaise?
Vegemite: Yeah baby, you're totally getting me wet. I'm almost there.
Vegemite: You are? Mm hmm. Mmm. Yeah. That's it. Oh yeah, you're hot.
Vegemite: What?
Vegemite: ...a cheerleader's uniform?
Vegemite: I'm going to have to start charging you per minute if you want me to do the kinky stuff, buddy.
You know, I bet that would've turned him on.
*pinches cheeks* You're so cute.
Has there always been two suns???
Vegemite: I am so fabulous.
Vegemite: I really need to get me a bit of something something soon.
Vegemite: I better not die any time soon. That'd suck.
Vegemite calls up for another blind date, this time shelling out $743.
Vegemite: Maybe I should've paid more...
Meet Li Ferrari the Atrociously Evil Witch. Retired.
No, seriously, that's her name. And she's retired, because her face doesn't match the rest of her body, she has no magical clothing, sparkles or skills.
Li: I will use your head as a basketball if this date sucks, woman.
Li: Oh my fucking god, I have GOT to sign up with a new agency.
Vegemite: Would it help you to know that I'm not dead? I'm seriously the furthest from being dead you can be.
Li: Bitch, you crazy.
Li: You need to be locked up, your moves are so old they should be illegal.
Vegemite: Jail, huh? I don't mind being the warden while you're the naughty
Oh yeah, that's a good look.
And this is when I realised she was an elder. Either that, or she needs to wear underwear more often.
Vegemite: I'm not going to piss on you, no matter how much you ask, ok?
Yeah, you might want to work on your sexy talk too.
Li: What the hell did I do to deserve this??
Vegemite Batmanigan's House of Fun! Also known as the Garage Sale of Doom.
Vegemite: How you doin'?
Oh yeah, that's the way to run a business.
No, no one wants to buy anything. Your paintings suck, you suck, everything sucks!
Vegemite: I CAN'T COOK MY DINNER BECAUSE MY FOOD IS IN THE WAY AND I'M STARVING BUT OH GOD I'M ENJOYING THIS CUISINE ACTIVITY! PLUSPLUS!!
Vegemite invites Li around, because I wanted to have a witch in the family, and she shows off her wicked levitation skills.
Vegemite: So, your dildo or mine?
Aww, how sweet.
It was Li's first time, too, but it took her a few minutes to remember that.
Vegemite is so hot, that she's steaming nipples hot. That's like the hottest hot there is.
I'd be sympathetic, but, well, this is what you're here for.
Really smart wolf: Door!
Vegemite tries to sell her stuff again the next day, only to get the Super Secret Reporter there.
Who hates everything about anything related to Vegemite Batmanigan.
Not that Vegemite cares, she knows it sucks.
I have NO idea what that is from, but I love the timing.
Vegemite: THIS is the sort of clientele I'm stuck with?? No wonder business sucks!
Oh yeah, it's only AFTER she closes up that you're interested in buying something, and then you're annoyed because she's taking too long?
Oy! Leave the baby in there!
*gag*
Holy neck alignment, Batmanigan! You need to get that seen to!
Awww.
Vegemite: Ooo so that's how the French do it.
Well, that's one way to try to keep on top of the mess!
And somewhere along here, she moved with $12k! And she definitely has no witchy stuff whatsoever. POO ON THAT. I was hoping to get a jump start on the supernatural sims collection.
Li: She doesn't look too good...
Li: GASP!
Li: Mm, these pork chops are great.
Li: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE! RETIREMENT WAS MEANT TO BE FUN!
Vegemite: Uh, I don't feel so well.
Vegemite: Oh, I shouldn't have eaten that green stuff.
Vegemite: OH GOD MY HEAD IS STUCK IN THE WALL! HELP ME!! AND I'M LYING IN MY PEE WATER!!
Oh crap.
Meet Shy Death, who doesn't like to meet new people. Well, living ones, anyway.
Li: Please oh please don't let her die! She hasn't finished breeding yet! And I don't want to go back into the townie bin!
Li: Oh yeah, suck on that, bitch!
Death: BUGGER.
Vegemite: WOO WHAT A RUSH!
Now she's not dead, Vegemite gets a bit more space.
Vegemite: I am so not dead. How awesome am I?
That's better.
Turns out that Vegemite isn't the only flexible one. Though, uh, let's take a closer look at her maternity outfit.
I thought it was cute when I realised it was a top and pants, but, those sleeves...
And those pants...NOT a good look!
Vegemite: Oh so gooooooood!
Vegemite: It feels like I've been pregnant forever. Wait, what?? What the hell do you mean I'm going to be pregnant forever??
Well, those jump bugs won't let you pop for the second time, or pop it out...
Oh ok, I fixed those jump bugs so look - you're now not only fully pregnant...
you're also in labour!
I'm not a fan of these bugs, but ah well. They'll be fixed soon! And I have to mention how much I love that bed. It costs $300, but after they've slept in it overnight, you can sell it for $1200. BEST BED EVER. Especially for poor, starting out founders who need to buy more stuff.
And L.O.L. I just realised why Li had no witchy things. I didn't have AL installed. I R GENIUS. I R SMART. S-M-R-T.