musesfool: tony/pepper dancing (you spin me right round)
i did it all for the robins ([personal profile] musesfool) wrote2012-05-04 11:49 am

Them mean old low down Joss Whedon blues

So last night I went to the midnight show of Avengers with DevilDoll, chicklet_girl, and girlinthetrilby (sorry I'm typing this on the iPad so I'm keeping coding to a minimum).

Short review: I FUCKING LOVED 99% of it. Which is typical of a Joss Whedon production. I will separate out the three things I didn't.

things I didn't like:

1. AGENT COULSON WE HARDLY KNEW YOU. I mean, he was the only one who could have been killed to satisfy Joss's stupid "we must have a beloved character die to show how serious the situation was" fetish (that's why I was glad Darcy was not in the movie), but I can think of a least three ways off the top of my head that they could have achieved the same effect without killing any of Our Heroes.

2. Cap's helmet. Why did they not stick with the helmet from his solo movie, slightly updated? That helmet was terrible! It made Chris Evans look jowly! WTF!?

3. Cap's line about god. Yes, I believe Steve Rogers is a good Irish catholic boy from Brooklyn who probably believes that (and no other character in this movie would), but it just felt jarring and out of place to me.

And a bonus fourth thing: ugh what was that terrible song over the credits? Chris Cornell I expect better of you!

things I loved:

ZOMG EVERYTHING!!!

PEPPER AND TONY BEING ALL OTP AND DOMESTIC. <3<3<3

HULK! Wow mark ruffalo was great. And now I want all the Tony and Bruce as SCIENCEBROS fic in the world. "Finally someone who speaks english."

NATASHA. OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW BADASS IS NATASHA ROMANOFF? She outfaced Loki the god of lies and plays him like a fiddle. I draw a million sparkly hearts around her (please do a winter soldier movie! Please?!).

STEVE GETTING A POP CULTURE REFERENCE. There actually wasn't nearly as much "oh, Steve" in the movie as Joss's interviews had indicated. I hope we see more in the deleted scenes. But I LOVED what there was of him, taking the lead of the team because THAT IS WHO HE IS. I also liked that a lot of the alpha male posturing was ratcheted up due to loki's stick.

Aw TONY. When he couldn't reach Pepper as he was saving the world. Aw. My heart.

CLINT. OH YOU POOR BRAINWASHED BABY. You are awesome!

I was really impressed with how he handled such a large cast of characters and gave them all things to do and nobody felt shortchanged and the different ways they paired off to fight really worked for me and that great Jossian dialogue.

I liked how they got Jane out of the way and wow I don't ship Thor/Loki but it felt like the movie did.

PEPPER AND COULSON AS BUDDIES AND TONY'S OUTRAGED REACTION. "PHIL? HIS FIRST NAME IS AGENT!" <3 <3 <3

There's a lot more that I loved but typing on this is making me a little crazy. Link me to your spoilers posts so I can read and wallow! We are seeing it again today so I should go take a shower now.

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[personal profile] such_heights 2012-05-04 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEE. I'm so happy everyone's getting to see now, I've been so lonely in my squee for the past week! (My initial flail is over here: http://such-heights.dreamwidth.org/382832.html)

NATASHA I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH HER PERFECTION. SHE TRICKED THE TRICKSTER GOD. ;alsdkja;jsd
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[personal profile] liviapenn 2012-05-04 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)

and wow I don't ship Thor/Loki but it felt like the movie did.

I know, right? I had just finished reading a really long Loki/Thor story before I went to the movie, so I was like, "Do I need to get my goggles recalibrated, or does it really look Thor wants to kiss Loki right now?" *Thor grabs Loki by the back of the head and reels him in really close* "ASdkjksdjfkdljfj it's not just me then."
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[personal profile] liviapenn 2012-05-05 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)

Also, I went to see it again tonight, and a girl a few rows back whispered "Make out!" during that bit, so it was definitely not just me.
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[personal profile] fox1013 2012-05-04 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
My main feeling on the movie is that if someone doesn't write me the fic where Meg and Charles Wallace and Calvin ACTUALLY save the universe because they understand the tesseract, but they let the superheroes think they did it because they're nice people, fandom has failed me.
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[personal profile] fox1013 2012-05-09 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck, I started writing that. And then realized I don't know canon. And that's when I started watching all the other related movies and entered Fannish Tailspin mode.

BUT THE POINT IS ALL OF THE PEOPLE SHOULD WRITE IT. IT SHOULD BE A WHOLE SUBGENRE OF AVENGERS FIC.
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[personal profile] the_oscar_cat 2012-05-04 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

i totally agree with your 'didn't like's. and you likes for that matter!

here is my post: http://the-oscar-cat.dreamwidth.org/622020.html
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[personal profile] kickair8p 2012-05-04 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm spoiler-philic and trying to wait for the DVD -- posts like this don't make waiting easy, though. Whedon's character-killing fetish is a lot more annoying than his pretty-feet fetish.

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[personal profile] wildestranger 2012-05-04 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not like Steve's comment about god. I particularly didn't like the expectation that this is a clever line, that we're supposed to agree with him, and that the way Thor and Loki dress is the problem with them. That goat-helmet is magnificent, okay? Magneto weeps tears of steel that his helmet isn't as great.
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[personal profile] banesidhe 2012-05-06 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. This. I mean, I realize it was supposed to be funny, but it just sort of... jarred. I realize it is supposed to support Steve's "Old-fashioned next door American guy" sort of background but...meh.

And YES, Magneto WISHES his helmet looks that cool.
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[personal profile] hypertwink 2012-05-04 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
After Phil Coulson died, it cast a pall on my enjoyment of the movie. I don't exactly remember what happened after that, and then I just sort of wake up to alien invasion lol I loved Coulson but even I was surprised at my reaction to his murder. I hated Loki before, I hate him even more now (and Joss a little bit too).
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[personal profile] aris_tgd 2012-05-04 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
My comment on the movie was basically "PHIL COULSON NO WHY everything else YAY", so I am already writing fix-it fic in my head. (Also I totally ship Coulson/Loki, so um, my ship she is burned up in orbit a bit.) But still, OMG YAY.
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[personal profile] mercurybard 2012-05-05 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
THE SON OF COUL IS NOT DEAD. (We saw the movie two weeks ago and then had to adjourn to the nearest Chilis to yell a lot...mostly about this)

1. His death happens off-screen.

2. Maria flat out calls Fury on manipulating the situation to empower the Avengers to get their shit together.

3. Nobody dies in comics except Bucky and Uncle Ben...er, Uncle Ben.

(I still yelled "WHEDON, YOU ASSHAT!" in the theater. And was mostly drowned out by the bro on the other side of the room crying "Coulson!" like he was a tragic romance heroine watching his man get killed.)
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[personal profile] cupcake_goth 2012-05-05 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I SUPPORT ALL OF YOUR EVIDENCE THAT SON OF COUL IS NOT DEAD.

Seriously, I blurted out "G-ddamit, NO!" at that scene.

Musesfool, I'm just going to sit here and nod at everything in your post, because you're right about everything. The three annoying things, and then EVERYTHING THAT WAS FANTASTIC YAY.
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[personal profile] banesidhe 2012-05-06 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS is honestly what I was expecting. I absolutely expected Phil to show up at the end there and be all "So, Sir, Plan B went as expected?" Even as he "died", he acknowledged the plan!! He is on ice somewhere. I JUST KNOW IT.
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[personal profile] renne 2012-05-05 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I agree with your negatives a very lot. Because didn't you know the only way characters can have motivation is if someone dies? Also Cap's whole outfit was terrible, to be honest. The helmet/cowl the worst offender. OH MY FUCKING THE LINE ABOUT GOD WAS JUST LIKE. UM. NO. JUST. NO.

Also I have issues with how badly the ball was dropped re: Cap & Cap things in general, which makes me sad because by rights he should be one of my favourites given how much I adore him in the comics and he just... isn't.

/feelings

My LJ post here has plenty of feelings in the comments. :)
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[personal profile] mercurybard 2012-05-05 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I...was not actually looking at Cap's helment & cowl. /o\
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[personal profile] renne 2012-05-19 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
He just... wasn't characterised like my Steve Rogers. Even the characterisation that should have stuck with him across the two movies (even with being the man out of time, etc) didn't, although I don't know how much of that is because of Joss Whedon's inability to write anything but snappy one liners.

Also by completely removing any references to Bucky, it took away a lot of the consistency of characterisation between the two movies and, regardless of the medium, Bucky's death--and how he has to cope with losing his sidekick/partner in a world he doesn't know--is a massively formative part of his character. Hells bells, to Steve his best friend only died a few weeks ago. If there'd been ten years between Bucky's death and the time Steve was frozen in the ice, this characterisation might have been believable, but yeah, I don't know how much sense that makes but FEELINGS. This is just not my favourite Steve Rogers characterisation.
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[personal profile] ahab 2012-05-05 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I walked back to the subway across midtown last night at midnight grinning like a lunatic after seeing it, and it was so worth it. <3

Tony's reaction to Pepper and Coulson was AMAZING, and yet I completely forgot about it once the rest of the movie happened until you just said that. There's too much goodness in the movie for my brain to handle!
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[personal profile] spatz 2012-05-09 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVED IT. I need to see it a third time, now that I am firmly in denial mode about Coulson and can watch that scene without crying for the rest of the movie whenever something reminds me of him.

I have no reaction post yet, though I did squee at people for hours in RL, and more hours in chat, which leads me to ask - do you know of a good Winter Soldier primer? For...reasons. Relating to fic. I figured you were the person to ask.
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[personal profile] spatz 2012-05-11 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I should be able to track down a trade now that I know what I'm looking for. That second bio was especially helpful - the unabridged version has footnotes with the specific issues ;) And your second-last post answered the rest of my questions, awesome.