nbckink Prompt Fill-a-Thon!
For three days at nbckink we're putting a freeze on prompts so we can have a giant filling celebration! Starting at 6pm central time today, we want to write as much as we can!
There are seriously MASSIVE amounts of unfilled Parks and Rec prompts to choose from. More than any other fandom for sure. I organized them as well as I could and put them under the cuts!
Ben/April
mind games
April goes overboard with her roleplaying when she mistakenly sneaks into a sleeping Ben's room thinking it's Andy. Bonus points if April realizes her mistake before they do it and doesn't care, and Ben's too drunk/sleepy and just goes with it.
undercover at a college. For some very random reason, the department has to do an investigation at the local Pawnee college. The only legitimate choices are April, and--despite his protests--Ben. Booze, frat house antics, disgruntled professors, and forced makeouts ensue.
Ben is terrified of April, yet they somehow end up having sex and Ben loves it while having a little lining of fear throughout throughout the entire thing.
Leslie breaks up with Ben, and really upset, he gets pretty drunk. He goes home and ends up sleeping with April.
Ben wakes up to find that April's tied him to his bed using his own ties. April assures him it's all a prank, and it is, at first, but she finds out she's got a thing about boring adult authority figures all tied down and at her mercy...
She catches him watching a sad movie without mascara on, so she puts some on him and then they do stuff.
April's taken to stealing Ben's shirts, then his pants, and his underwear. She ends up wearing them. Ben tries to get them back by force, even if he's got to rip them off her.
April terrifies Ben. And in a weird way, it kinds of turns him on.
Chris/Ben
when Chris finds out about Ben and Leslie. It's always supposed be just Chris and Ben riding into towns, making fleeting connections, then moving on to the next one. Chris's done that with Ann, but he can't understand why Ben's not following the script with Leslie. His confrontation with Ben over this degenerates into a lot of suit grabbing and weirdly sexual possessiveness.
”Everyone has gay thoughts.”
Pre-Pawnee. On a rare occasion where Chris actually stoops to slightly reckless drinking, he and Ben both get drunk and have sex.
Chris is jealous, Ben is angry, they fuck viciously.
Yeah, it annoys Ben a little when people get these knowing looks whenever they book into a hotel room or introduce themselves to a department and Chris enthusiastically introduces him as "my partner Ben" and proclaims him "amazing" and gets all handsy with him.
Leslie/Ann
Drunk sex.
Leslie has a thing for sexy nurses.
Ann didn't consciously build her wardrobe around what Leslie finds sexy, but...
whipped cream
Ann's the girl Leslie kissed in college
April/Andy
Wedding night.
Pegging- Andy will do anything April says.
cross-dressing
Burt Macklin (or Kip Hackman)/Janet Snakehole "And you'll never have my body either!" Except he totally does.
fun at the shoeshine station
Role-playing. Spanking.
in the tent at the end of Camping Trip.
"Let's try to have a baby or whatever. That'd be kind of cool, I guess."
sex hair
On the Ferris wheel at the Harvest Festival
Ben/Ron
Ben just wants Ron to fuck him.
Ron/April
Spanking
Ben/Chris/April
April takes the job in Indianapolis
Tom/Jean-Ralphio
dreams
Tom/Leslie
hookup, surprisingly not disgusting. She blows his mind.
After enjoying the kiss with her way more than he would have expected, Tom keeps trying to find reasons to kiss Leslie.
Ben/Tom
maybe Tom's subconscious was trying to tell him something with the pink shirts and the gay bar
Tom orders some high end threads worn by his favorite male model but when he gets them they're for a taller guy. So instead of tailoring them, he ropes Ben into modeling them.
Leslie/Andy
What happens while they are drinking beer in the office after cleaning up the mess Greg Pikitis made.
Ron/Tammy #2
They flee from Tammy1, and once they make it out of there have desperate thank-god-we're-alive sex. Or hey-it's-Tuesday sex. Whatever. And they do it somewhere really inappropriate.
April/Andy/Ann
Trying to deal with April's incessant insecurities
A lot of April's hostility towards Ann is really just born out of attraction, and she asks Andy for help talking Ann into a threesome.
Tom/Justin
sex in a men's dressing room trying on clothes
Leslie/Ben/Ann/Chris
how Chris gets over his 'no sex with coworkers' rule
April/Jean-Ralphio
After her birthday party, April goes home with Jean-Ralphio and hate-fucks the curl out of his hair. Bonus points for dirty talk, major bonus points if at any time, April rides his face to get him to stop talking.
Tom/Ann
Just...anything.
Secret dating. She strips for him. Tom Haverford goes crazy.
"good morning, cupcake". Sweet love-making.
April/Ann
hatesex (which is not about Andy)
Ann's sick of April's attitude and totally doms out on her. April LOVES it.
after how April treated Ann when she was in the hospital Ann decides to teach her a lesson.
Ron/Leslie
Ron runs into Tammy somewhere and then spends an afternoon in his workshop making a paddle to use on her that night. Leslie finds out and tells Ron to use the paddle on her.
Leslie dresses up as Lady Gaga for Halloween (but with cooked meat to be safe) and Ron can't stand it. Frottage and party making out, please.
Ron finds out about Chris's no fraternization policy and it goes against his anti-government principles so badly that he protests by pretending to date someone in the office.
Time travel accident, living as fake married couple in early 19th century, and Ron gets told by Leslie. And likes it.
Ann/Chris
proxy sex, using each other to take their minds off the people they really want.
first time together. He goes on about what position is best for your muscles and their corresponding yoga poses, tries to thrust at the same rate as his heartrate, etc. Ann calms him down and gets him to loosen up and he goes bananas on her.
Donna/Jean-Ralphio
sex in her Mercedes
spanking
he is submissive in bed.
Leslie/Jean-Ralphio
set at the Snakehole during the Fight. Just making out is fine, but any kind of sex is good, too. Hopefully Jean-Ralphio is in crazy awe of his luck and kind of awkward.
Anything, preferably drunk.
Ben/Mark
"I just wanted to see what was so great about the guy they replaced me with."
Mark/Leslie
What happened that night.
Lucy/Ron
She has daddy issues, and he is neither a weak man nor a Communist.
Ron
Ron gets off on Ben and Leslie's buttdial. Why else would he have listened through Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
Ann/Ben
Set during "The Fight" with the two of them torqued on Snake Juice and smarting from their respective encounters with Leslie: "And me tell you something, Mr. Wyatt, if you were into me, *I* wouldn't be taking it slow."
Kyle/Jerry
They go deep in a bath together.
Leslie/Ben/Chris
Chris catches the two in the act, but promises no one will be losing their job as long as they do something for him.
April/Andy/Any dude
I just want April to initiate threesomes so that Andy can have sex with a dude for the first time. Andy's never thought about it before, but he trusts April and she thinks he'd like it. Andy is confused but totally game.
April/Andy/Ben
Ben reluctantly joins them for a night of pizza, beer, X-box and surprise three-ways. And it turns out to be not so bad after all.
double penetration
Ben/Ann
"I already know you're here to meet Leslie. She's tied up in a meeting but she left you this note and... she wanted me to suck your cock."
Aubrey Plaza/Chris Pratt
RPF. rehearsing their scenes and they go too far
Ron/Leslie/Ben
Ron's been in love with Leslie a lot longer than Ben has been.
April/Chris
AU. She never tells Chris why she accepted the job in Indianapolis with him.
Other Ben/Other Chris
Except Ben is April's gay boyfriend's gay boyfriend and Chris is the MRI technician that Leslie went on a blind date with.
Tom/Chris
"Isn't it that gay gym you go to where all the guys go in the steam room and jerk each other off?"
Leslie/Ben
Scene based on the Late Night finale clip.
secret sex in city hall
Thanks to Andy's advice, Ben can't stop imagining kinky roleplay scenarios for him and Leslie, and finally builds up the nerve to try one out.
the epic makeouts leading to desperate public bathroom stall sex that would have ensued had Chris not crashed their dinner.
Ben's skinny tie
When they start sleeping together all Leslie's weird ideas about sex come out.
an alternate take on one of the episodes? Like remember how Ben didn't bring a tent when they went camping?
Leslie has a kink she's embarrassed to admit. Ben is more receptive than she might expect.
sexting
They kind of get off on sneaking around, so they keep doing it in riskier and riskier places until they finally get caught.
Ben comes over to cook her waffles and never gets around to it.
The morning after for Ben Wyatt/Leslie, or anyone from the series, I don't care who. Just need a story for this picture of Adam Scott
Ben surprises Leslie in the heat of making out by bending her over his desk and pounding her from behind; Leslie's never had sex that way but ends up loooving it
Ben is a virgin.
they try something (a position, toys, etc. -- whatever you want) that is new for both for them, or at least for Ben.
high school AU. And also, they're stepbrother and stepsister.
Ben likes to plough Leslie from behind(Little Sebastian style), and come all over her back.
Ben sucks a heart-shaped hickey on Leslie's chest.
Leslie and Ben have been dating for three months and Ben has had to disapprove of one of Leslie's ideas (please don't make it Lot 48) and has to deal with an upset Leslie later that night and make up to her.
pre-Road Trip: one of their games gets out of hand. Like racing or playing keep-away, or arm-wrestling or something that explodes into a spontaneous make-out session.
size difference
during Road Trip. Chris gets his own ride home from Indy, and Ben and Leslie only get about five miles out of town before they HAVE to pull over.
Crossover with Community. Ben's stepsister Annie inadvertently gives Leslie a great idea for a parks project- the Pawnee Paintball War. Obviously, things get out of hand. Leslie and Ben end up having crazy, paintball fueled sex in City Hall.
Leslie pegs Ben good.
Ben couches little league baseball and Leslie finds him irresistibly hot with his windbreaker and whistle. Sex in the equipment shack after the game.
victory sex on the night Leslie wins the presidential election.
after she rides him one morning, they both call in sick to work and have an all day sex marathon, when Ben introduces her to a handful of things she's never done and she surprises him with one of her own.
seven orgasms in one night.
roleplaying. She is Michelle, the president, He is Obama, the husband.
everyone finds out they've been sleeping together in the wackiest, most embarassing way possible (sex tape, Ben having to flee from Leslie's house wrapped in one of her bedsheets, etc).
Ben fingers Leslie, in the bathroom or a storage closet at the Snakehole. somehow, they get caught by Donna or Jean-Ralphio.
Leslie ties Ben to the bed.
Chris's ordered the entire department breakfast from JJ's with all the fixings, and Leslie can't understand why she's getting turned on just watching her nemesis Ben Wyatt, certified ass and professional town destroyer, licking whipped cream off his lips and fingers.
Jerry's painting - Ben jacks off to furtive sneaky memories of it, Leslie makes Ben help her hang it above her bed, Leslie rides the shit out of Ben fueled by goddess / trickster mania, etc.
Ben and Leslie have a quickie in her car in the parking lot and get caught by Andy. Bonus points if he sings "Sex Hair" for the rest of the day.
Crossover with Doctor Who. Leslie as the companion. If Ben would make an appearance I would love you even more.
Ben is Leslie's boss and sex is forbidden because she works for him. And she is addicted to spankings.
Roleplaying Star Wars.
She is pregnant. Her hormones are driving her crazy so. PREGNANT!SEX.
no hands allowed.
So Li'l Sebastian dies, and Leslie is understandably very upset. I want 1) Ben having to feign grief to match everyone else's, and 2) Ben comforting Leslie, which may or may not lead to comfort sex.
morning
Leslie is expecting Ben to be all wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am and is pleasantly surprised when that's not the case.
During sex, Leslie tells Ben all about the huge crush she had on Benji Wyatt, boy mayor.
You've got pickle hair baby and you got it from me
Leslie gets Ben to wear a candy necklace and it really turns her on.
Some of Ben's scruff gets rubbed off...from friction.
During the govenment shutdown after "Freddy Spaghetti", Leslie's starting to worry that she's running out of ways to save the parks deparment, so, as a last resort, she attempts to seduce Ben. And it works.
Pre-Road Trip, Leslie finds herself at Ben's place; April and Andy somehow convince them to smoke weed. Feelings and lazy first-time high sex ensue.
from a returning Mark Brendanawicz's POV. Maybe he comes across them in the middle of a boring bureaucrat meeting, or stumbles on them being dorkily kinky in one of the empty offices, I'm not picky. As long as we get Mark's realization that she's very much moved on from him.
End of the world comfort sex.I don't care if it's zombies, or a disease, or war, or whatever. But it's the apocalypse and Ben and Leslie have been separated for at least a few months, but then they find each other and have oh-god-I-thought-you-were-dead sex.
they're forced to share a bed (pre-"Road Trip", perhaps). The entire night ends up just as awkward and sexual and hot as they were afraid it would be.
Wherein an Agatha Christie-esque intrepid detective (Leslie) and her sidekick, Burt Macklin, help one Ms Janet Snakehole, who suspects her wealthy husband (Ben) of smuggling paintings. In the course of the investigation, Leslie finds herself with a strange attraction to Ben (i.e. sexytimes ensue). Macklin discovers that Janet put them on the case to distract from her own evil deeds. This is all on a train.
Harry Potter AU. Leslie Knope works for the Ministry of Magic (maybe the Department of Magical Games and Sports? It's up to you). When Scrimgeour replaces Fudge, he decides to reevaluate each department. Ben conducts the investigation of the finances of Leslie's department. They're both attracted to each other and they both really want a distraction from the threat of Voldemort ... sex ensues, of course.
Ben told Turd Crapley about his scar and birthmark. Leslie is curious and wants to see them up-close...
both exhibitionists, drive to towns in Illinois on the weekends so they can have sex in public while keeping their relationship secret in Pawnee.
Leslie has foggy memories about Ben's chicken soup, but wants to learn his family recipe. They end up eating Campbells.
They get found out, and receive an ultimatum from Chris: break up, or get fired. They agree to end things, and have one last time together, knowing it's the last, and it's all angsty and angry and painful and desperate.
Ben/Leslie are together for 1.5 half and decide to move in together. Leslie finds the perfect home. They are painting the walls, get cute (imagine ben painting her nose in a very sweet way). ROUGH SEX on the floor.
pitted against each other in a friendly inter-departmental baseball/basketball/touch football/soccer game. They both really, really want their teams to win, and pull out all the stops to do so. It all ends in frantic adrenaline-fueled sex behind the bleachers after the game.
Leslie is very bossy in bed. Ben likes it, a lot.
earlier in their relationship, when either they or the people around them realize the belligerent tension between them is actually sexual.
His cute butt in some skinny jeans.
Ben grows a beard and Leslie digs it.
They have been hiding their romance with mostly success for a while. Then, right before the election, Leslie finds out that she is pregnant and freaks out about how she is ever going to hide it and everything will be ruined. Ben calms her down and tries to reassure her that everything will be okay. While trying to contain his own freak-out.
Weekend elopement in Indianapolis.
Leslie invents a new sex term: the "Ruth Bader Ginsburg"
showering together.
An AU of "Road Trip" where they hook up in Chris' bathroom. They're trying to be as quiet as possible about it, but then Chris knocks on the door, so Ben has to make an excuse about an upset stomach or something even though he's still inside Leslie.
What they would have done if Ron wasn't in their secret meeting place.
Leslie doesn't tell him about running for office just yet, and her worry drives her to have desperate, heated, crazy sex with him because she's scared it'll be the last time but he realizes something is off by the time they finish and it ends in cuddling
I just need more domestic fic. Marriage, pregnancy, babies, lazy Sunday mornings, buying houses, making waffles.
handporn
"The best part of any relationship is the beginning. No problems, no fights, just white wine, cuddling, and crazy amounts of History Channel documentaries."
bodyswap
Ben and Leslie are getting it on in his living room when April and Andy come home unexpectedly.
Set during "The Flu". Leslie tries to have sex with Ben while crazy feverish.
”Are we having fun yet?”
Set after Lil Sebastian : Leslie has taken her decision to sacrifice Ben to her political ambitions. Hot breakup / goodbye sex
Leslie's mom doesn't believe that Ben and Leslie are dating. Marlene makes them kiss in front of her to prove it. Soon enough the kiss gets passionate, and they forget Marlene is even in the room. They end up having sex right in front of her in the office. Marlene doesn't seem to mind.
Ben takes Leslie to visit Partridge, and when he gets overly bummed out from the memories being home brings back, they have comfort sex in his childhood bedroom
Leslie's nervous about giving head.
Ben is angry. Leslie is apologetic, but also finds this side of Ben very sexy...
romantic but silly but hot park sex
vibrator
Leslie/Ben with voyeur!Chris
Chris catches Ben and Leslie having sex and instead of stopping them or letting them know he's there, he decides to watch.
Andy/Britta Perry
Crossover with Community. Britta hooks up with the lead singer of some band playing at a bar after a show. She doesn't know why. Just something to do.
Leslie/Michael Scott
Crossover with The Office
Michael and Leslie used to date.
Ann Perkins/Karen Filipelli
Crossover with The Office. doppelsex
Ann/Rory Williams
Crossover with Doctor Who. WITH THEIR SEXY NURSE POWERS COMBINED...they do something sexy.
Chris/Rich
Crossover with Community. Rich is being Doctor Perfect in Indiana, and meets his match.
Ben/Annie Edison
Crossover with Community. AU fic where Ben is Annie's age and they have awkward but amazing sexytimes
April/Britta Perry
Crossover with Community. Britta/April.
April/Matty
Crossover with Skins. once when April took a semester abroad, that's not all she took. She makes fun of his lips.
Ben/Britta Perry
Crossover with Community. Britta meets Ben, Annie's stepbrother, and they are so obviously attracted to each other since the first second. They Have sex.
April/Troy/Abed
Crossover with Community. The scenario from the Valentine's Dance, except the girl they're competing for is April Ludgate and her decision is to have them both
Ben/Liz Lemon
Crossover with 30 Rock. Liz's career has taken a nosedive and she is teaching improv in Pawnee.
Ron Swanson/Liz Lemon
Crossover with 30 Rock. They meet at a 24 hour diner eating breakfast foods at 2am.
Chris/Devon Banks
Crossover with 30 Rock. Devon will never admit that he likes Chris's positivity. It's just sex.
Crossover with 30 Rock. I don't care what, just give me SOMETHING.
Citizens of Pawnee/Nathan
Crossover with Heroes. Nathan Petrelli visits Pawnee on his campaign trail when running for president. He's so hot and exudes so much power that everyone he meets in Pawnee city government is unwillingly turned on by him.
Come join us! And don't worry, prompting will resume Wednesday night!
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nbckink we're putting a freeze on prompts so we can have a giant filling celebration! Starting at 6pm central time today, we want to write as much as we can!There are seriously MASSIVE amounts of unfilled Parks and Rec prompts to choose from. More than any other fandom for sure. I organized them as well as I could and put them under the cuts!
Ben/April
mind games
April goes overboard with her roleplaying when she mistakenly sneaks into a sleeping Ben's room thinking it's Andy. Bonus points if April realizes her mistake before they do it and doesn't care, and Ben's too drunk/sleepy and just goes with it.
undercover at a college. For some very random reason, the department has to do an investigation at the local Pawnee college. The only legitimate choices are April, and--despite his protests--Ben. Booze, frat house antics, disgruntled professors, and forced makeouts ensue.
Ben is terrified of April, yet they somehow end up having sex and Ben loves it while having a little lining of fear throughout throughout the entire thing.
Leslie breaks up with Ben, and really upset, he gets pretty drunk. He goes home and ends up sleeping with April.
Ben wakes up to find that April's tied him to his bed using his own ties. April assures him it's all a prank, and it is, at first, but she finds out she's got a thing about boring adult authority figures all tied down and at her mercy...
She catches him watching a sad movie without mascara on, so she puts some on him and then they do stuff.
April's taken to stealing Ben's shirts, then his pants, and his underwear. She ends up wearing them. Ben tries to get them back by force, even if he's got to rip them off her.
April terrifies Ben. And in a weird way, it kinds of turns him on.
Chris/Ben
when Chris finds out about Ben and Leslie. It's always supposed be just Chris and Ben riding into towns, making fleeting connections, then moving on to the next one. Chris's done that with Ann, but he can't understand why Ben's not following the script with Leslie. His confrontation with Ben over this degenerates into a lot of suit grabbing and weirdly sexual possessiveness.
”Everyone has gay thoughts.”
Pre-Pawnee. On a rare occasion where Chris actually stoops to slightly reckless drinking, he and Ben both get drunk and have sex.
Chris is jealous, Ben is angry, they fuck viciously.
Yeah, it annoys Ben a little when people get these knowing looks whenever they book into a hotel room or introduce themselves to a department and Chris enthusiastically introduces him as "my partner Ben" and proclaims him "amazing" and gets all handsy with him.
Leslie/Ann
Drunk sex.
Leslie has a thing for sexy nurses.
Ann didn't consciously build her wardrobe around what Leslie finds sexy, but...
whipped cream
Ann's the girl Leslie kissed in college
April/Andy
Wedding night.
Pegging- Andy will do anything April says.
cross-dressing
Burt Macklin (or Kip Hackman)/Janet Snakehole "And you'll never have my body either!" Except he totally does.
fun at the shoeshine station
Role-playing. Spanking.
in the tent at the end of Camping Trip.
"Let's try to have a baby or whatever. That'd be kind of cool, I guess."
sex hair
On the Ferris wheel at the Harvest Festival
Ben/Ron
Ben just wants Ron to fuck him.
Ron/April
Spanking
Ben/Chris/April
April takes the job in Indianapolis
Tom/Jean-Ralphio
dreams
Tom/Leslie
hookup, surprisingly not disgusting. She blows his mind.
After enjoying the kiss with her way more than he would have expected, Tom keeps trying to find reasons to kiss Leslie.
Ben/Tom
maybe Tom's subconscious was trying to tell him something with the pink shirts and the gay bar
Tom orders some high end threads worn by his favorite male model but when he gets them they're for a taller guy. So instead of tailoring them, he ropes Ben into modeling them.
Leslie/Andy
What happens while they are drinking beer in the office after cleaning up the mess Greg Pikitis made.
Ron/Tammy #2
They flee from Tammy1, and once they make it out of there have desperate thank-god-we're-alive sex. Or hey-it's-Tuesday sex. Whatever. And they do it somewhere really inappropriate.
April/Andy/Ann
Trying to deal with April's incessant insecurities
A lot of April's hostility towards Ann is really just born out of attraction, and she asks Andy for help talking Ann into a threesome.
Tom/Justin
sex in a men's dressing room trying on clothes
Leslie/Ben/Ann/Chris
how Chris gets over his 'no sex with coworkers' rule
April/Jean-Ralphio
After her birthday party, April goes home with Jean-Ralphio and hate-fucks the curl out of his hair. Bonus points for dirty talk, major bonus points if at any time, April rides his face to get him to stop talking.
Tom/Ann
Just...anything.
Secret dating. She strips for him. Tom Haverford goes crazy.
"good morning, cupcake". Sweet love-making.
April/Ann
hatesex (which is not about Andy)
Ann's sick of April's attitude and totally doms out on her. April LOVES it.
after how April treated Ann when she was in the hospital Ann decides to teach her a lesson.
Ron/Leslie
Ron runs into Tammy somewhere and then spends an afternoon in his workshop making a paddle to use on her that night. Leslie finds out and tells Ron to use the paddle on her.
Leslie dresses up as Lady Gaga for Halloween (but with cooked meat to be safe) and Ron can't stand it. Frottage and party making out, please.
Ron finds out about Chris's no fraternization policy and it goes against his anti-government principles so badly that he protests by pretending to date someone in the office.
Time travel accident, living as fake married couple in early 19th century, and Ron gets told by Leslie. And likes it.
Ann/Chris
proxy sex, using each other to take their minds off the people they really want.
first time together. He goes on about what position is best for your muscles and their corresponding yoga poses, tries to thrust at the same rate as his heartrate, etc. Ann calms him down and gets him to loosen up and he goes bananas on her.
Donna/Jean-Ralphio
sex in her Mercedes
spanking
he is submissive in bed.
Leslie/Jean-Ralphio
set at the Snakehole during the Fight. Just making out is fine, but any kind of sex is good, too. Hopefully Jean-Ralphio is in crazy awe of his luck and kind of awkward.
Anything, preferably drunk.
Ben/Mark
"I just wanted to see what was so great about the guy they replaced me with."
Mark/Leslie
What happened that night.
Lucy/Ron
She has daddy issues, and he is neither a weak man nor a Communist.
Ron
Ron gets off on Ben and Leslie's buttdial. Why else would he have listened through Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
Ann/Ben
Set during "The Fight" with the two of them torqued on Snake Juice and smarting from their respective encounters with Leslie: "And me tell you something, Mr. Wyatt, if you were into me, *I* wouldn't be taking it slow."
Kyle/Jerry
They go deep in a bath together.
Leslie/Ben/Chris
Chris catches the two in the act, but promises no one will be losing their job as long as they do something for him.
April/Andy/Any dude
I just want April to initiate threesomes so that Andy can have sex with a dude for the first time. Andy's never thought about it before, but he trusts April and she thinks he'd like it. Andy is confused but totally game.
April/Andy/Ben
Ben reluctantly joins them for a night of pizza, beer, X-box and surprise three-ways. And it turns out to be not so bad after all.
double penetration
Ben/Ann
"I already know you're here to meet Leslie. She's tied up in a meeting but she left you this note and... she wanted me to suck your cock."
Aubrey Plaza/Chris Pratt
RPF. rehearsing their scenes and they go too far
Ron/Leslie/Ben
Ron's been in love with Leslie a lot longer than Ben has been.
April/Chris
AU. She never tells Chris why she accepted the job in Indianapolis with him.
Other Ben/Other Chris
Except Ben is April's gay boyfriend's gay boyfriend and Chris is the MRI technician that Leslie went on a blind date with.
Tom/Chris
"Isn't it that gay gym you go to where all the guys go in the steam room and jerk each other off?"
Leslie/Ben
Scene based on the Late Night finale clip.
secret sex in city hall
Thanks to Andy's advice, Ben can't stop imagining kinky roleplay scenarios for him and Leslie, and finally builds up the nerve to try one out.
the epic makeouts leading to desperate public bathroom stall sex that would have ensued had Chris not crashed their dinner.
Ben's skinny tie
When they start sleeping together all Leslie's weird ideas about sex come out.
an alternate take on one of the episodes? Like remember how Ben didn't bring a tent when they went camping?
Leslie has a kink she's embarrassed to admit. Ben is more receptive than she might expect.
sexting
They kind of get off on sneaking around, so they keep doing it in riskier and riskier places until they finally get caught.
Ben comes over to cook her waffles and never gets around to it.
The morning after for Ben Wyatt/Leslie, or anyone from the series, I don't care who. Just need a story for this picture of Adam Scott
Ben surprises Leslie in the heat of making out by bending her over his desk and pounding her from behind; Leslie's never had sex that way but ends up loooving it
Ben is a virgin.
they try something (a position, toys, etc. -- whatever you want) that is new for both for them, or at least for Ben.
high school AU. And also, they're stepbrother and stepsister.
Ben likes to plough Leslie from behind(Little Sebastian style), and come all over her back.
Ben sucks a heart-shaped hickey on Leslie's chest.
Leslie and Ben have been dating for three months and Ben has had to disapprove of one of Leslie's ideas (please don't make it Lot 48) and has to deal with an upset Leslie later that night and make up to her.
pre-Road Trip: one of their games gets out of hand. Like racing or playing keep-away, or arm-wrestling or something that explodes into a spontaneous make-out session.
size difference
during Road Trip. Chris gets his own ride home from Indy, and Ben and Leslie only get about five miles out of town before they HAVE to pull over.
Crossover with Community. Ben's stepsister Annie inadvertently gives Leslie a great idea for a parks project- the Pawnee Paintball War. Obviously, things get out of hand. Leslie and Ben end up having crazy, paintball fueled sex in City Hall.
Leslie pegs Ben good.
Ben couches little league baseball and Leslie finds him irresistibly hot with his windbreaker and whistle. Sex in the equipment shack after the game.
victory sex on the night Leslie wins the presidential election.
after she rides him one morning, they both call in sick to work and have an all day sex marathon, when Ben introduces her to a handful of things she's never done and she surprises him with one of her own.
seven orgasms in one night.
roleplaying. She is Michelle, the president, He is Obama, the husband.
everyone finds out they've been sleeping together in the wackiest, most embarassing way possible (sex tape, Ben having to flee from Leslie's house wrapped in one of her bedsheets, etc).
Ben fingers Leslie, in the bathroom or a storage closet at the Snakehole. somehow, they get caught by Donna or Jean-Ralphio.
Leslie ties Ben to the bed.
Chris's ordered the entire department breakfast from JJ's with all the fixings, and Leslie can't understand why she's getting turned on just watching her nemesis Ben Wyatt, certified ass and professional town destroyer, licking whipped cream off his lips and fingers.
Jerry's painting - Ben jacks off to furtive sneaky memories of it, Leslie makes Ben help her hang it above her bed, Leslie rides the shit out of Ben fueled by goddess / trickster mania, etc.
Ben and Leslie have a quickie in her car in the parking lot and get caught by Andy. Bonus points if he sings "Sex Hair" for the rest of the day.
Crossover with Doctor Who. Leslie as the companion. If Ben would make an appearance I would love you even more.
Ben is Leslie's boss and sex is forbidden because she works for him. And she is addicted to spankings.
Roleplaying Star Wars.
She is pregnant. Her hormones are driving her crazy so. PREGNANT!SEX.
no hands allowed.
So Li'l Sebastian dies, and Leslie is understandably very upset. I want 1) Ben having to feign grief to match everyone else's, and 2) Ben comforting Leslie, which may or may not lead to comfort sex.
morning
Leslie is expecting Ben to be all wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am and is pleasantly surprised when that's not the case.
During sex, Leslie tells Ben all about the huge crush she had on Benji Wyatt, boy mayor.
You've got pickle hair baby and you got it from me
Leslie gets Ben to wear a candy necklace and it really turns her on.
Some of Ben's scruff gets rubbed off...from friction.
During the govenment shutdown after "Freddy Spaghetti", Leslie's starting to worry that she's running out of ways to save the parks deparment, so, as a last resort, she attempts to seduce Ben. And it works.
Pre-Road Trip, Leslie finds herself at Ben's place; April and Andy somehow convince them to smoke weed. Feelings and lazy first-time high sex ensue.
from a returning Mark Brendanawicz's POV. Maybe he comes across them in the middle of a boring bureaucrat meeting, or stumbles on them being dorkily kinky in one of the empty offices, I'm not picky. As long as we get Mark's realization that she's very much moved on from him.
End of the world comfort sex.I don't care if it's zombies, or a disease, or war, or whatever. But it's the apocalypse and Ben and Leslie have been separated for at least a few months, but then they find each other and have oh-god-I-thought-you-were-dead sex.
they're forced to share a bed (pre-"Road Trip", perhaps). The entire night ends up just as awkward and sexual and hot as they were afraid it would be.
Wherein an Agatha Christie-esque intrepid detective (Leslie) and her sidekick, Burt Macklin, help one Ms Janet Snakehole, who suspects her wealthy husband (Ben) of smuggling paintings. In the course of the investigation, Leslie finds herself with a strange attraction to Ben (i.e. sexytimes ensue). Macklin discovers that Janet put them on the case to distract from her own evil deeds. This is all on a train.
Harry Potter AU. Leslie Knope works for the Ministry of Magic (maybe the Department of Magical Games and Sports? It's up to you). When Scrimgeour replaces Fudge, he decides to reevaluate each department. Ben conducts the investigation of the finances of Leslie's department. They're both attracted to each other and they both really want a distraction from the threat of Voldemort ... sex ensues, of course.
Ben told Turd Crapley about his scar and birthmark. Leslie is curious and wants to see them up-close...
both exhibitionists, drive to towns in Illinois on the weekends so they can have sex in public while keeping their relationship secret in Pawnee.
Leslie has foggy memories about Ben's chicken soup, but wants to learn his family recipe. They end up eating Campbells.
They get found out, and receive an ultimatum from Chris: break up, or get fired. They agree to end things, and have one last time together, knowing it's the last, and it's all angsty and angry and painful and desperate.
Ben/Leslie are together for 1.5 half and decide to move in together. Leslie finds the perfect home. They are painting the walls, get cute (imagine ben painting her nose in a very sweet way). ROUGH SEX on the floor.
pitted against each other in a friendly inter-departmental baseball/basketball/touch football/soccer game. They both really, really want their teams to win, and pull out all the stops to do so. It all ends in frantic adrenaline-fueled sex behind the bleachers after the game.
Leslie is very bossy in bed. Ben likes it, a lot.
earlier in their relationship, when either they or the people around them realize the belligerent tension between them is actually sexual.
His cute butt in some skinny jeans.
Ben grows a beard and Leslie digs it.
They have been hiding their romance with mostly success for a while. Then, right before the election, Leslie finds out that she is pregnant and freaks out about how she is ever going to hide it and everything will be ruined. Ben calms her down and tries to reassure her that everything will be okay. While trying to contain his own freak-out.
Weekend elopement in Indianapolis.
Leslie invents a new sex term: the "Ruth Bader Ginsburg"
showering together.
An AU of "Road Trip" where they hook up in Chris' bathroom. They're trying to be as quiet as possible about it, but then Chris knocks on the door, so Ben has to make an excuse about an upset stomach or something even though he's still inside Leslie.
What they would have done if Ron wasn't in their secret meeting place.
Leslie doesn't tell him about running for office just yet, and her worry drives her to have desperate, heated, crazy sex with him because she's scared it'll be the last time but he realizes something is off by the time they finish and it ends in cuddling
I just need more domestic fic. Marriage, pregnancy, babies, lazy Sunday mornings, buying houses, making waffles.
handporn
"The best part of any relationship is the beginning. No problems, no fights, just white wine, cuddling, and crazy amounts of History Channel documentaries."
bodyswap
Ben and Leslie are getting it on in his living room when April and Andy come home unexpectedly.
Set during "The Flu". Leslie tries to have sex with Ben while crazy feverish.
”Are we having fun yet?”
Set after Lil Sebastian : Leslie has taken her decision to sacrifice Ben to her political ambitions. Hot breakup / goodbye sex
Leslie's mom doesn't believe that Ben and Leslie are dating. Marlene makes them kiss in front of her to prove it. Soon enough the kiss gets passionate, and they forget Marlene is even in the room. They end up having sex right in front of her in the office. Marlene doesn't seem to mind.
Ben takes Leslie to visit Partridge, and when he gets overly bummed out from the memories being home brings back, they have comfort sex in his childhood bedroom
Leslie's nervous about giving head.
Ben is angry. Leslie is apologetic, but also finds this side of Ben very sexy...
romantic but silly but hot park sex
vibrator
Leslie/Ben with voyeur!Chris
Chris catches Ben and Leslie having sex and instead of stopping them or letting them know he's there, he decides to watch.
Andy/Britta Perry
Crossover with Community. Britta hooks up with the lead singer of some band playing at a bar after a show. She doesn't know why. Just something to do.
Leslie/Michael Scott
Crossover with The Office
Michael and Leslie used to date.
Ann Perkins/Karen Filipelli
Crossover with The Office. doppelsex
Ann/Rory Williams
Crossover with Doctor Who. WITH THEIR SEXY NURSE POWERS COMBINED...they do something sexy.
Chris/Rich
Crossover with Community. Rich is being Doctor Perfect in Indiana, and meets his match.
Ben/Annie Edison
Crossover with Community. AU fic where Ben is Annie's age and they have awkward but amazing sexytimes
April/Britta Perry
Crossover with Community. Britta/April.
April/Matty
Crossover with Skins. once when April took a semester abroad, that's not all she took. She makes fun of his lips.
Ben/Britta Perry
Crossover with Community. Britta meets Ben, Annie's stepbrother, and they are so obviously attracted to each other since the first second. They Have sex.
April/Troy/Abed
Crossover with Community. The scenario from the Valentine's Dance, except the girl they're competing for is April Ludgate and her decision is to have them both
Ben/Liz Lemon
Crossover with 30 Rock. Liz's career has taken a nosedive and she is teaching improv in Pawnee.
Ron Swanson/Liz Lemon
Crossover with 30 Rock. They meet at a 24 hour diner eating breakfast foods at 2am.
Chris/Devon Banks
Crossover with 30 Rock. Devon will never admit that he likes Chris's positivity. It's just sex.
Crossover with 30 Rock. I don't care what, just give me SOMETHING.
Citizens of Pawnee/Nathan
Crossover with Heroes. Nathan Petrelli visits Pawnee on his campaign trail when running for president. He's so hot and exudes so much power that everyone he meets in Pawnee city government is unwillingly turned on by him.
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