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Humor (Rev #6)

Fortran Humor

• Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
• xkcd
• Olde Fortran - A brand of malt liquor featured in Futurama.

Short Jokes and One-Liners

• GOD is REAL (unless declared INTEGER).

• Q: What does a Fortran77 programmer call a pointer? A: A dummy argument.

Comics

• Fortran and PL/I

External Links

• Fortran Coding Style for the Modern Programmer posted to comp.lang.fortran by Glen Reesor on 1 Dec 1995.
• COME FROM statement