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Paintball
Name: Paintball
Gender: Neutrois
Pronouns: Any neutral pronouns, nounself pronoun preference
Orientation: Arofluid, Pansexual, Reciproplatonic
Object: Ball-shaped paintbrush
꩜ Paintball, while being cloud-headed & puzzling at times, ultimately wants the best for faers friends in the end. Bite constantly encourages its friends to do their best when doing anything, playing board games, travelling, working on a project, etc. Overall, Paintball may not be a natural born leader, but that doesn’t stop per from being one! ꩜
Other facts:
- First language is ROT13, also speaks morse code, base64 & so many others
- Always says “hollo” instead of “hello”, however ci can say “uryyb”
- Voice is incredibly flexible, vamp can sound like anyone, real or fake
Mercury
Name: Mercury
Gender: Trans MtF
Pronouns: Nameself/It/She/He, order of preference
Orientation: Frayrose Objectum
Object: Glass test tube filled with mercury
ʰᵍ Don’t let Mercury’s geek-ish appearance fool you, It’s full of raw emotion, which is both a virtue & a vice. If she sees a problem that needs fixing, he’s trusting Mercury’s gut first. Yet, that gut feeling can cause it to make very impulsive decisions that she’ll very much regret later. ʰᵍ
Other facts:
- Likes to collect skeletal parts
- Has Cynophobia
- Texts using kaomojis. all. the. time
Fan Jr
Name: Fan Junior
Nickname(s): Fan
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Object: Chinese hand fan
🖍️ One word, J-U-D-G-Y. This kid will be quick to deem someone as a “fatuous fuckling” if he sees them do anything idiotic, but don’t call him idiotic. If you do then he’ll smack you with the closest object he has. But when he isn’t judging everyone & anyone, he’s closed-off, brooding, & a little (read: very) edgy. Always holding a cig, yet never holding a lighter... 🖍️
Other facts:
- Drinks apple juice from alcohol bottles
- Has a plush toy named “Mr Cookie”, tries to hide him so nobody knows
- Thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows
Ubo
Name: Ubo
Nickname(s): Bobo
Gender: Alexigender
Pronouns: Pronounfluid
Object: Pink ubo lightbulb
🛼 Clumsy, wacky, & 80s fanatic. Ubo is always seen doing any sort of roller skating tricks, backward bubbles, shoot the ducks, coffins, you name it! It’s not like xe can take them off though so xe’s forced to roller skate for eternity, but xe doesn’t mind! Speaking of mind, someone really needs to get xem a helmet. Did I mention xe likes to roller skate. 🛼
Other facts:
- When xe isn’t roller skating, xe is also seen doing aerobics, or playing video games. How does xe do aerobics with roller skates? Nobody knows.
- Would cut you up into eighths if you took even a crumb of xyr food
- Scarily creative when it comes to insults (even if xe doesn’t insult others, like, ever.)